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DeHuff is slurring his words, and he’s blaming the dentist.

World Famous Gyrating Johnson Mechanical Member Bull ride in Vegas injured woman, now she's suing.

An Iowa high school teacher has been fired for offering students extra credit in return for cash donations to her personal GoFundMe account.

Pennsylvania wife 'angry' with husband for leaving gun out 'shot him dead to show him a lesson' about gun safety.

Wing and Walmart announced Monday its drone delivery service will expand to the Denver and Seattle metro areas in 2027.

Connery DeHuff is ready to book a flight after a Maryland woman allegedly removed her pants and began touching herself inappropriately during an American Airlines flight from Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport to Miami.

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Man dies after a relief packet dropped from helicopter, landed on his head.

Vietnamese police arrest 12 suspected of prowling city streets at night, snatching cats for meat.

Abandoned pet cemetery caretaker asks public to stop bringing dead animals

CSU Rams head football coach Jim Mora fired his defensive coordinator mid-game.

Deion Sanders is almost done with the Colorado Buffaloes, and the fact someone left the teams’ playbook behind prior to the Texas Tech game proves the program isn’t buying into coach Prime.

Broncos offensive struggles are a broken record.

Who is to blame - Davis Webb the play caller or the players lack of execution?

We hear from Sean Payton and Dre Greenlaw on their beef.

Bo Nix defends Davis Webb.

Connery DeHuff sums up the Broncos 49ers game by using soundbites.

Can the Broncos hold their own against division rival Chargers?

Jose Canseco said Bigfoot is real and humans have an agreement with aliens.

Broncos Quinn Meinerz was selected for a random drug test by the NFL after throwing Aaron Donald to the ground mid-play like a ragdoll.

Broncos Pat Bryant told Romi Bean that he flopped on the pass interference play against the Rams. DeHuff wants to know who the biggest flopper or cry baby is in the NFL.

Travis Hunter's first Interception ball was held hostage by a ball boy/man.

More bad publicity for the WNBA as A’ja Wilson flipped out on a fan that pointed at her.

McDonald’s is trying to make up for slumping sales, by testing menu ads.

McDonald’s is also spending about $8.5 billion on trying to figure out why people don’t want to come to their restaurant anymore. DeHuff said the simple answer is - No playground/ play areas - and basic food.

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Rosenberg (Texas) police said a driver intentionally drove through the doors of the pharmacy because he “needed to use the restroom and was upset the doors were locked.”

Manassas, Virginia - A motorcycle rider was pulled over because he was traveling 72 mph in a 25 mph zone - His excuse? In a rush to get McDonald’s breakfast.

Woman accused of exposing herself during argument/fight outside Lee County Waffle House.

Texas player celebrated a sack with the "simulating using the restroom" penalty. Also in that game, Texas scored a touchdown, and the player celebrated by sniffing his balls. Matthew McConaughey must be very displeased with both.

Did Connery inspire the ‘Unlimited Hot dog pass’ for the UCF home opener last weekend?

The “Rams got screwed” crowd needs to shut their face holes.

Just how good are the Kansas City Chiefs?

And the harsh truth about the Denver Broncos’ Super Bowl dreams.

Another slow start for the Broncos offense… and the defense.

Matthew Stafford and the Rams led 16-0 at halftime.

Then Bo Nix, Hufanga, and the rest of the Denver Broncos flipped the switch, and the Broncos get the win at Mile High.

We hear from Sean Payton, Talanoa Hufanga, and Bo Nix.

Connery DeHuff recaps the game with obscure soundbites.

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Weird things you see other drivers doing. Well, in Australian police caught a man steering his car with his knees while he buttered a bagel.

Wendy's is still talking out of both sides of their mouth as they released a new emo album with metalcore, pop punk vocalists. DeHuff is not happy with the burger joint.

Listeners chime in with possible nicknames for the new UFL team in Colorado Springs.

The Colorado Rockies have lost 100+ games for the fourth straight season.

Which injury will cause Caleb Williams to miss another game? BetOnline.ag gave us some hilarious odds on the Chicago Bears QB.DeHuff Uncensored is recorded in the OWL PIPE ID studios… check them out at Owlpipeid.com.

Squirrels caused a substation explosion that knocked out power to thousands in Castle Rock this past week. DeHuff wants to take out squirrels in his own way.

A Los Angeles man was arrested after allegedly pepper-spraying another moviegoer who was using a cellphone during a film at a Burbank theater.

Fitzroy River in Queensland, Australia, which is the home to 500 Crocodiles, was chosen as the 2032 Olympic Rowing venue.

Vote now in Alaska’s Fat Bear Week: Can Chunk, the 1,200-pound champ, win again? www.fatbearweek.org

Tom Brady dropped “piss missile” and a few other things during the Dallas Cowboys Washington Commanders game. Some people are upset with it. DeHuff loves it!!

Wymo crashed through a Denver Farmer’s Market, and thankfully nobody was hurt.

DeHuff talks about New York Giants QB Jaxson Dart’s injury, as well as Chicago Bears QB Caleb Williams’ injury.

The Denver Broncos don’t have a Courtland Sutton problem, Denver media.

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Trevor Lawrence vs Bo Nix started off rough for Denver. To the point where Broncos Country was sending me DMs calling Nix a fraud.

But then, Riley Moss, Jaylen Waddle, and Jonah Coleman, along with the rest of the Broncos, began to gel in the 3rd quarter.

We hear from Bo Nix, Jaylen Waddle, and Sean Payton after the big Broncos win.

Connery DeHuff sums up the game with his soundbites.

And DeHuff looks ahead to the L.A. Rams coming to Mile High on Sunday Night Football.

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Hyrox changes rules and apologises for allowing Australian athlete Joanna Wietrzyk who soiled herself, to continue the global indoor fitness competition.

A father says his nine-year-old son spent $118,000 from his company credit card on YouTube advertising campaigns for his Minecraft and Roblox videos before the charges were discovered by his employer. DeHuff got upset when his son accidently bought a $20 digital movie (Boss Baby).

Wendy’s long-banned T-rex Burger — a 3,000-calorie, 9 beef patties and 9 slices of cheese — is back for a limited time at one franchise in Edmond, Oklahoma.

Georgia police are searching for a man who police say was banging a rubber duck in a stranger's hot tub. Ernie, Burt is not happy with you!

And DeHuff reads the Spotify comments without proofreading them.Come see DeHuff at Billy Birch Pub & Yard - 11915 Holly St. in Thornton.He’ll be there from 4:00pm to 6:00pm with Shawn Drotar and Mile High Sports.

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The Denver Broncos got embarrassed by the Kansas City Chiefs in front of Tom Cruise!

We hear from Bo Nix and Sean Payton after the horrific loss to their division rival. Nix didn’t mince words behind the mic.

What went wrong?

Did Davis Webb bite off more than he could chew?

Jaylen Waddle was a no factor.

The Broncos defense was an embarrassment due to their lack of tackling.

The Kansas City Chiefs are going to be a problem - not because of Patrick Mahomes. It’s because the mix of Kenneth Walker III and Patrick Mahomes.

Connery DeHuff sums up the loss using soundbites.

We look ahead to Trevor Lawrence, Travis Hunter and the Jacksonville Jaguars coming to Mile High stadium.

Who do the Broncos need to worry about? And who will be a no factor?