Join us as we explore humanity's 70-year quest to harness controlled nuclear fusion for space propulsion, where the gap between science fiction's convenient Epstein Drive and Princeton's actual plasma physics laboratory represents the difference between cosmic elevator rides and heating deuterium to disappointment for 300 milliseconds.

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We'll examine the Princeton Field-Reversed Configuration reactor, discover why helium-3 fuel requires strip-mining the Moon, and learn about the remarkable materials that must somehow survive neutron bombardment while maintaining structural integrity at temperatures that would vaporize most matter. From The Expanse's magical efficiency to the reality of managing plasma that exists in a superposition of "theoretically promising" and "immediately extinguished by thermodynamic bureaucracy," this episode reveals why fusion researchers have been confidently predicting practical space propulsion is just twenty years away since the Eisenhower administration. Whether you're a propulsion enthusiast dreaming of interplanetary commutes or simply wondering why our most advanced fusion reactor produces thrust equivalent to gently nudging a very expensive paperweight, discover why we're all just educated primates dreaming of riding nuclear explosions to the stars while filing the appropriate safety paperwork.

Perfect for fans of hard science fiction, space exploration, and anyone curious about the gap between cosmic ambition and thermodynamic reality.

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