Hey all (especially Ukrainian bots Yuri and Igor), Just wanted to let everyone know that we are going on hiatus until late July. We will be back with a college football show that has some soccer ball flair just in time for a glorious new college football season. Stay tuned but enjoy this last show of season 1 about why we loved and hated this season. We also talk about the new transfer rules. 

In this episode we talk about how foolish firing Frank Lampard was for Chelsea. We also talk about how many crazy games took place this past week as well as trying to make sense of the transfer window. 

In this episode we talk about college football and what we would do to make it better with FOTS Jeff Mowrer. Jeff is an accountant by day but a degenerate football fan by night (and weekend). Together we create a blueprint for how to fix college football. 

In this episode Sam explains how buckets of gold will make the European Super League a reality...and how that is actually going to be good for all of us (?).

In this episode we talk about some FA cup and how Manchester United and Manchester City have all of a sudden become very scary. We also talk about our man crush on Marcus Rashford again, and arguably the greatest pass of the year. We threaten to talk about the Super League but then decide to break it out into its own episode. And of course, we talk about whether or not Frank Lampard will get fired (spoiler alert, he does). 

Sam and I talk about how fun it was to watch the FA cup this weekend. We talk about some of the most exciting 3rd round matches and how I will not miss another 3rd round. So so so good. We also talk about the fact that Manchester United is good and the reports of their demise may have been a bit premature. 

In this episode we talk about why Alabama winning the national title is bad for college football. We also talk about who got hired and who got fired. Some of it actually matters. 

We had so much fun talking about the FA cup yesterday that we thought it deserved a craptacular episode of its own. Sam and I talk about the greatest sporting tournament in the world (still). When milkmen (do they still have them in England) play top flight professionals. And every once in awhile the milkmen win. The third round of the cup begins on Saturday so if you never watch a soccer match in your life try to this weekend. Such fun. 

In this episode we talk about the problems that Chelsea FC are having right now. We also talk about how we love to listen to Frank Lampard's dulcimer tones as he speaks, the fact that the demise of Pep and Ole may have been premature, and the joy and sadness of suffering for your team. 

In this college football episode we explore how painful watching this years bowl games actually were. We also talk about the fun team this year, like Iowa State, Northwestern, Cincinnati, and Indiana. We also talk about the grand delusions of the Texas football fanbase and their silly hiring and firing merry go round. Oh ya, we also talk about the CFP for what it is worth. Sighhhhh