This week Brandon wages war on Sebastien Haller. We also talk about the fact the Mane is a really good striker, Jamie Vardy can score in his sleep, and you better be careful when you throw shade at Ole Gunner Solskjaer becasue all of a sudden Manchester United is very dangerous. Oh and next week we are going to talk about what in the world is happening to Chelsea FC.

In this episode we talk about the greatest goal of the year by the most average of players. We also talk about how this time of year is separation Saturday for two months. Plus Sam regales us with his dream of being committed to the second worst team in English Football history. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. 

In this amazing college football craptaculation show, Sam and Brandon absolutely rip the college football playoff committee for cowardice, dereliction of duty, and using marked cards in a poker game in choosing their top (?) four teams. What a joke. We also talk about Iowa States complete melt down at the end of their game with OU, the bowl season (can we call it that?), and how to make the world a better place. 

In this episode Brandon goes on his yearly rant about the pathetic nature of the college football selection committee and how to solve all the worlds problems. We also talk about Gus Malzahn and the buckets of gold that Auburn paid to get rid of him, the magnificent resurgence of "the Senator" Mack Brown, and how lame Larry Scott and the Pac 12 conference is. 

In this EPL boondoggle Sam and I talk about the power that is growing in the central Midlands (and it is not in the city of Manchester). Even though they are in the second division Derby County from its gay friendly Pride stadium is making an impact (on Sam). We also talk about how no one seemed to want to win the Manchester Derby, Chelsea FC cannot win without an American, Paul Bogba needs a new agent, Southhampton are really good, and of course the Hammers are dominating the table (upper mid that is). 

Another college football craptacular! In this episode Sam manages to insult every religion and ethnic group that just might want to listen to this show. It was fun while it lasted. We also talk more about Sam's big weekend, his love hate relationship with Gary Patterson, the fact that both Coastal Carolina and Cincinnati can easily go undefeated but have 0 chance of playing for a championship. Just like the electoral college it something has to go. Enjoy the show folks.  

In this EPL episode (I know, I know, I did it backwards) we talk about how Sam's beloved Derby County Rams actually one a game and are not at the bottom of the table (for this week). We also talk about the great John Terry and his emergence as a possible manager for DCFC. Plus, I weep about a second half collapse, bad calls, our man crushes on the Tottenham Hotspur star players, the complete blech that is Arsenal, and the upcoming Manchester City Derby. 

In this episode Brandon and Sam talk about how the greatest team in the history of world soccer West Ham United sit at fifth in the EPL table. They also talk about their man crushes on Harry Kane, how England's National team will not win the world cup even though they should...every time...always, and last but not least they discuss arguably the passing of the world's greatest player Diego Maradona and why Sam hates him so much (hint: England lost to him). A special note: we do not talk about Jurgen Klop's latest rant even though we were supposed to. 

In this episode we talk about the Oregon v Oregon State game. How awful it was and the name change. Sam also explains why Oklahoma doesn't deserve anything...ever. We also talk about the playoffs and how lame they will be as well as Rocky Lombardi's Viking good looks and QB play. 

Ok, so I had a little too much mulled wine and turkey at the holiday and completely forgot to upload this gem. Soooooo, here you go. In this EPL episode we talk about the invisible Tottenham Hot Spur and the magical love baby that Harry Kane and Son Heung-min are brewing in London. Sam and friend of the show Garrett Holt try desperately to explain to Brandon what a foul is. He still does not get it.