Have you ever wondered what it would be like to catch a criminal? Our friend Al hops on the podcast to give us a glimpse at his profession as a bail enforcement agent. He doesn’t have his own show like Dog the Bounty Hunter, but he really should. We talk about the process to get into the business, what his experience has been, and he shares some hilarious and entertaining stories from the field. We both learned a lot about bail bonds, creative hiding techniques when on the run, and what not to do if you have a bounty out on you. A very insightful, funny, and eye-opening conversation that you cannot miss!

Check out Al’s personal Instagram and meme Instagram accounts: @al_pha_af and @memes_of_your_wet_dreams, and his YouTube channel here: https://youtu.be/fvurDiFOuhw Also, if you have any interest in getting your pistol permit and need an instructor, he’s your man! He’ll provide a safe and fun environment for you to learn and be successful in the course.

Query of the Week: If you could catch any criminal, in history or currently active, dead or alive, caught or not, who would it be and why? Our responses may surprise you…

Whatcha Drinking? Al tells us about his Jameson coffee whiskey, Kim tried a new take on the French 75, and Keli makes up something random with butterscotch schnapps.

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes or with any questions you have; we're open books! Follow on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod and our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412. Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife and like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

My Super Sweet 16, throwback TV shows, the complicated and daunting silver monkey from Legends of the Hidden Temple… Kim takes her top off and reveals her demon face, and Keli shares her experience in the Animal Crossing Dark Web. Moral of today’s episode is: “Don’t DM us personally on Instagram with dick pics”. Just don’t do it; we appreciate that you thought of us though! Query of the Week: Would you ever be hypnotized on the podcast? What do you think? Whatcha Drinkin’? This week it’s whipped instant coffee, Havana Lights, and a mimosa that tastes nothing like its name. We also both agree that Dippin’ Dots belongs in amusement parks, and that we could see more Too Hot To Handle if it had a deeper dive into the workshops for the contestants. 

NEW LOGO ALERT! Our fresh fruit wheel is up and we love it. Let us know what you think!

Two requests from your lovely hosts: 1. Please REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts; this helps us get on the radar and gives us a chance to reach more listeners! 2. Send us your questions!!! We want to know what you want to know from us :)

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes or with any questions you have; we're open books! Follow on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod and our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412. Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife and like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

Skittles for brains, Compression socks, cats in recovery... These are just a few things we discuss on this episode. Query of the Week: Which fictional hybrid creature would you be? I can tell you right now that we both want to fly, and there is some debate over the true nature of Falkor from The Neverending Story. Whatcha Drinkin'? This week, Kim tells us about her effervescent tropical kombucha drink, and Keli gets extra experimental with some gin and all kinds of crazy shit. More episodes of Too Hot To Handle lead us to change our minds a bit about the show. Did we mention we're going to try to do some Shibari together?

We also want to take a moment to thank you all for listening, and ask that if you are still doing so, please please please write a review on iTunes for us. Huge shoutout to Bois & Bar Talk Podcast for their thoughts on our show, and for making our week with their kind words (ya got Kim all teary-eyed!); we're excited to hear more from Rob and Kev!

Don't forget to shoot us your questions for our Query of the Week segment either by emailing or sending a DM through instagram and FB!

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes or with any questions you have; we're open books! Follow on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod and our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412. Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife and like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

Never underestimate the power of the perfect, most efficient sports bra, as well as panties that make you feel secure when aunt flo comes for a visit. The Query of the Week asks, “What do you do when you want to feel sexy?” Our responses vary, but you can’t go wrong with a sexual playlist! Whatcha Drinkin’? involves more gin drinks, a new take on the margarita with sake, and a white russian with peanut butter whiskey. Kim reviews Unorthodox, a new show on Netflix that follows the life of a woman who grows up in the Greek Orthodox Church and leaves to find freedom in Berlin. We also share our thoughts on Midsommar and the message of the film. Last but not least, Too Hot To Handle gets an early review with our initial opinions from the first two episodes.

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes or with any questions you have for us; we're open books! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod. Our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412 Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife. Like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that follow button and rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

NEW SEGMENT - QUERY OF THE WEEK! Send us any questions you have about the podcast, us, your sex life, your romantic life, or ask us for advice on how to make mixed drinks, the list goes on and the sky is the limit. We'll be picking one each week to answer on the podcast, so send em' over! (all questions can be anonymous!)

This week, Kim talks about her dumbbell fiasco and Keli gets excited for her new car. Since we enjoy delicious alcoholic libations, we also rate the cocktail concoctions we tried, and come to the conclusion that gin is the best clear liquor for avoiding hangovers. For our new Query of the Week segment (please excuse the terrible harmonizing in the jingle), we were asked to provide separate guest lists for an ideal dinner party with famous people. Spoiler: it’s a crazy mix, but well-rounded, and of course Chris Hemsworth is included. We then give our very enthusiastic review of Frozen 2, along with a few song cover snippets done by your lovely hosts, and finally end with an update on dating while in quarantine, and whether or not it’s worth the risk of getting the virus to go get laid...

*Please excuse the technical difficulty towards the end, as there is a delay in the tracks and it sounds like we're talking over each other sometimes. Yay technology!

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes or with any questions you have for us; we're open books! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod. Our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412 Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife. Like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that follow button and rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

NEW SEGMENT - QUESTION OF THE WEEK! Since we've received a bunch of inquiries... Send us any questions you have about the podcast, us, your sex life, your romantic life (they can be one and the same or totally separate!) or ask us for advice on how to make mixed drinks, the list goes on and the sky is the limit. We'll be picking one each week to answer on the podcast, so send em' over! (all questions can be anonymous!)

Want to know which actors (and actresses, we don’t discriminate) can GET IT? As part two of our discussion with Holly, we dive into our fantasies as we go over the heartthrobs from our younger days and share how we feel about them now. Also discussed: dad bods, elderly gentlemen who still have that charm, and a few newcomers in their 20s just starting to make our loins quiver… Get ready for some graphic descriptions of how these superstars can get it, and grab some tissues, because it gets a bit steamy! NOT SAFE FOR YOUR KIDS. Enjoy the ride, folks! 

NEW SEGMENT - QUERY OF THE WEEK! Since we've received a bunch of inquiries... Send us any questions you have about the podcast, us, your sex life, your romantic life (they can be one and the same or totally separate!) or ask us for advice on how to make mixed drinks, the list goes on and the sky is the limit. We'll be picking one each week to answer on the podcast, so send em' over! (all questions can be anonymous!)

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes or with any questions you have for us; we're open books! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod. Our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412 Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife. Like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that follow button and rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

Our friend Holly hops on to review broadway shows with us; the ones we’ve seen in person and movie adaptations as well. Let's just say that some actors shouldn't be cast in musical movies (looking at you, Russell Crowe). We discover we have very similar tastes, but also some pretty different ones, which made for a fabulous conversation. All of us being theater babies, it was awesome to talk about one of our biggest passions growing up. In short, tune in to hear our favorite shows, and the ones that we aren't fond of (coughCATScough), and let us know what shows you enjoy! We also learn more about the non profit that Holly is a part of that helps artists find vacant venues to showcase their work. Check out Holly’s organization, HERE: https://chashama.org/ for more information and to support!

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes or with any questions you have for us; we're open books! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod. Our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412 Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife. Like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that follow button and rate and review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

10 episodes!!!!! In honor of the 10th episode, we decided to let you choose the topic of conversation by asking us questions. They were all completely random, but very interesting to answer, so thank you for participating this week! Your queries ranged from types of snacks we prefer, to our favorite fetishes (we discovered ours are pretty much the same; surprise surprise), to advice we would give our younger selves. Once again, things get strange, but a lot of light is shed on our friendship in the process, which is why we're here in the first place. Have a listen, and keep your ear out for Kim's on point airhorn impersonations throughout. 

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod. Our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412 Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife. Like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that follow button on Spotify, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

Doubling up this week since we could! In honor of the beginning of Spring, and April, and the fact that no one can really leave their houses anymore... We give you the first Bonus Episode of the Fvckin Fresh Podcast! You'll hear our thoughts on the pandemic, and get an update on how we are both dealing with it and coping, but also gain some perspective from an essential employee, Kim. After that we dive into our reactions to Tiger King, the one thing bringing our country together, and then finishing with a small, simple request from your favorite hosts.

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod. Our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412 Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife. Like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that follow button on Spotify, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!

Number nine has arrived, and oh is it an entertaining one. In keeping with the theme of our last episode, we wanted to hear from our listeners, so we asked you to send us your dating horror stories. To say we were extremely satisfied with the content would be an understatement. The most important thing we learned is that we are not alone out there in the dating world, and that people are not always who they say they are. There also may or may not be some extra explicit info in here, so don't share this one with your kids. Hopefully you haven't shared any of these episodes with them, but this one especially. :P Thanks for going on this ride with us!

In preparation for our 10th episode in a few weeks, we want you to ask us questions! They can be about our friendship, or just anything random you want us to answer. Email them to us, and your question could be chosen for our 10 Things We've Learned About Kim and Keli episode (it'll be like 10 Things I Hate About You, but without the romance or Heath Ledger - may he rest in peace).

Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @fvckinfreshpod. Our individual instagrams @kimmycubs @specialk0412 Follow Kim on Twitter @early30slife. Like our Facebook page Fvckin Fresh Podcast. Don't forget to hit that follow button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Breaker, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts and Google Podcasts!