Liz and Jon unlock their doors, breathe-in the sweet scent of universal health care (and pine forests) and drown themselves in maple syrup as they travel to Canada for the tale of Satan's haunted canoes.

Liz and Jon wind-up the windows, put on their seat belts, lock the doors and turn down the radio so they can see better as they traverse the terrifying tales of haunted roads, where engines stop, hand prints are burned into paint and "stick up" takes on a whole new meaning in a Tennessee armed robbery.

Grab a stogie, you goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus and quit pushing penzils... Liz and Jon are dropped into the jungle to look at one of the greatest action films of all time, THE PREDATOR!

Aw haw haw! It's Creole werewolf time! Jon and Liz strap on their paper bibs and dive into a giant bucket of horror gumbo in this week's hairy episode.

Liz and Jon engage in a hostile takeover of the worst kind as they explore the very weird tale of Fisher's Ghost

In one of the worst cases of insurance fraud we've ever seen, Jon and Liz hold their noses, think of England and swallow the horrific, bitter tale of William Palmer - The Rugeley Poisoner.

Liz and Jon fake a limp and set sail on the high (sooo high) seas for a brutal tale of what happens when you deny a man a sandwich.

Liz and Jon step off the submarine, change their names and burn their papers to explore the mysterious case of a UFO that left an Argentinian truck driver terrified and scarred. Just don't expect sympathy from the local police or grieving families.

Liz and Jon take off their flip flops, stand on a chair and try to squash the story of Japan's horrific spider demon, the Jorōgumo, which loosely translates to "whore spider".

Ha! "LOOSE"

Jon is forced to face is cowardice when Liz makes good on his promise to adopt a haunted doll.