Liz and Jon scramble to find a toilet on the trail of this crappy cryptoid, the Minerva Monster of Ohio

Liz and Jon load up on antihistamines and put on their scat investigating gloves and get on the trail of the Grassman, America's lesser known cryptoid.

Liz and Jon get a lesson in polite vengeance from Canada's viral video superhero.

Liz and Jon go back to school and find not all is cool at this underprivileged Bronx high school history department.

Liz and Jon put on their tinfoil hats, hide behind the cows and look to the skies in this particularly disturbing rural UFO flap.

Liz and Jon hold their breath and dip their toes into the fetid water of Lake Eerie. The pollution was the monster all along!

Liz and Jon put pegs on their noses and dive into the latrine of history to discover the secrets of Operation Tamarisk, the crappiest job in the cold war (literally).

Afarts, me sharties! Liz and Jon board a sloop and hunt one large (banana for scale) monster on the banks of Lake Eerie.

Liz and Jon strap on their life vests and settle in for the tale of one Titanic crewman that refused to go down with the ship without sinking a few of his own first.

Strap in, dickheads! Liz and Jon dive into the dust of Humpty Do while ducking knives and the flying spark plugs of death as they explore the tail of Australia's scariest poltergeist! Live from the Rhino Room at the Adelaide Fringe.