Gael Boys

Gael Boys

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  • #16: Bond Retrospective Part 2/6: Poonraker

    In this episode, the boys return to James Bond! This time to cover the Roger Moore era of films, It's extremely wobbly quality on full display. Along the way we have fun with Tucker Carlson's firing from Fox News, obsess over Trump's pronunciation of "Lenin" and how China is eating America's lunch.

    1 hr 6 min
  • #15: Whore Master Kissinger

    In this episode, the boys descend down the deep and dark rabbit hole that is Richard Nixon. Starting with Robert Altman's horror film disguised as a political drama 'Secret Honor.' We also get into the violent and sexual fantasies standard of many American presidents, have way too much fun swearing and predict that Generation Z will be the last generation.

    48 min
  • #14: This Podcast Was Fact Checked By Real UNATCO Patriots

    In this episode, the boys take a detour into the world of video games to talk about the Deus Ex series and how it pilled an entire generation of weirdos. We also talk about France's political unrest, Liam vents about losing his Twitter account to an NFT hacker and get into the harsh realization on how video games can never be real art because of capitalism. 

    1 hr 15 min
  • #11: The Gael Boys Vault: Joe Pesci Says Trans Rights

    In this episode, the boys time travel to the past. All the way back to June 2022 when Jordan and Snel did an episode on Oliver Stone's JFK when we were on a different network. It gets into the many enemies of the Kennedy family and how three bullets destroyed trust in America. Also President Pamela Anderson, Trump's incest fantasies and Snel's desire to expel all protestants from America.

    56 min
  • #10: Marky Mark vs. The Deep State

    In this extremely chaotic episode, the boys are joined by special guest Snel to talk about Martin Scorsese's The Departed. But along the way it descends into wild talks about Donald Trump's funeral etiquette, pitching a Schindler's List DTV sequel and how JFK was most likely killed due to drug debts.

    1 hr 3 min
  • #9: Conservative Composer DESTROYS SJW Student

    In this episode the boys deconstruct and discuss Todd Field's satirical prestige drama 'TÁR'. A deliciously insidious little movie that Hollywood doesn't seem to understand is a giant middle finger to them. Along the way we talk how Elon Musk came after us on Twitter, complain about all movies now having to be three hours or more and chuckle about Field's hatred of everyone and everything

    55 min
  • #8: Pandora’s Twink Swim Team

    In the premiere episode of 2023. The boys discuss one of the best movies you can see right now: 'Avatar: The Way of Water', along with some retrospect on James Cameron's fascinating life & career. This includes everything from talk about General Custer as a slasher movie villain, pitch a Sopranos sequel where Tony becomes a Na'vi and Jordan proudly declares: "This whale pussy be bussin!"

    1 hr
  • #7: Movies Are Back!

    To round out 2022 the boys share their favorite films of the year. Which includes Darren Aronofsky's hatred of fat people, naked men fighting in volcanos, alien whales battling robot space marines, and Ronald Reagan being this year's greatest horror movie villain. 

    1 hr 3 min

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A podcast about two celt boys chewing the fat.