Not IN the ethics report, but there is a tie-in, I swear! We dig into his adoption and his DUI.

Well, this is it. The final denouement of the Gaetz Ethics Report. It's finished, hopefully just like he is.

In which the Ethics Committee outlines all the rules that bad boy broke.

Despite the misleadingly dry title, this is the chapter that has all the dirt. Molly, weed, paying for sex, a scrubby little man who does all of this with him - this is where his actions are laid out for the world's perusal.

Sections 2 & 3 of the Gaetz Ethics Report

In which we learn of the allegations against Matt Gaetz that led the Ethics Commmittee to investigate, and the highlights of what they found

What's coming (oh my god these innuendos... I'm so sorry) - and I bet it's going to get here quick, just like little matty (say it with me!)