Salutations, fellow humans! Do not fear! Why would you fear? I
am human and no threat to you or your delicious... I mean charming
children. Ha. Ha. Boy, I'm glad we don't have to worry about those
machines. They seem like really cool and funny, not-people. Phew. Sorry about that. The ship
computer has been monitoring your planet's news sources, started saying
things like "Kill All Humans..." so we needed to ... adjust it. Anyway,
seems like a good time to talk about Artificial Intelligence and the
positive and negative consequences for your world.