Tonight on Cosmic Cantina... We’re screaming out into the heavens and asking for help... From whom, you ask? Only the god-damned Galactic Federation, bitches! What’s going on with that whole planetary UN thing and how do we join the club?? With a recently declassified CIA document that attempted to remote view the group, we also explore other stories of contactees and psychic explorations. So lay back on your nearest stone alter for a sweet alien rubdown, cuz we’re comin at ya!