Neil has been in the studio(s) since the beginning and has finally found a reason to speak. Like Darren, Peter and Phil, he was downtown and saw a thing, and he had to say something about it. 

This show was taped before a solar eclipse, but reading this right now is the first you've heard about it. Everyone remembers where they were during the last solar eclipse about 7.3 years ago. 

If you live in a big city you're likely to encounter people. 

Life is challenging if your name is feeeEÜhhhhr.

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Special guest, Neil Arsenty. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

To make sure science means whatever we think it should mean, we should stop relying on scientists and just improvise our own science. 

If it looks like birds have eaten blueberries and shat on your auto, it's probably that teens attacked your car. 

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic will go out on a limb and state that this Chapter includes the worst meditation tape available anywhere, at any price.  

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

There is a special type of coffee which is devoured by birds and then excreted, gathered and roasted and it is very good coffee and you would drink it.

Honey-baked ham may be totally baked. 

GOTMAF solves some mysteries about The Beatles, the greatest spelling of a rock band ever.

Birds O-muscle and its effect on coffee production and lack of respect for American institutions. 

The Police Academy theme is very useful and versatile. You'll see (hear).

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

You have an ear, and you also have an inner ear inside that ear. It is the same with other parts of your body.

It would be very cool to have a big pile of mercury to play with.

Phil can NOT stop lying about Peter's hair. This lying is a problem in the whole world. That problem will stop, starting with this show. 

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

Darren was cloned and then cloned again. Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic has a huge post-Fourth of July fireworks sale! And whale sounds are explored for all their majesty and wonder and their surprising similarity to the sounds of other animals. 

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

We discuss the importance of moisture for a man and in general and the need to go to a sauna, however it's pronounced. Like everyone, we have amazing celebrity encounters on Wabash including such people as Clay Aikman and MTV VJ John F. Kennedy. 

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

Special thanks to this week's guest, musician and comedian Nathan Cotter. 

We needed to move to a new studio again (we don't want to talk about it) but this venue came with a useful employee. Also in this chapter, Phil introduces the world to a fabulous new group and their impressive covingtons. 

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

Special thanks this week to musician and comedian Nathan Cotter. 

There is quite literally no more important action you could take, than to listen to our show. (And as always, like and subscribe.)

After listening to our first segment, you will never look at the lunchmeat in your sandwich the same way again. You will know in a way that you never have before, that with every bite you are ingesting something much more important and meaningful than you ever realized was possible.

Then you will learn about Mongolians. These are not ordinary Mongolians, these are Mongolians able to be attacked by crowds of children and other strange entities and survive to once again tempt people in cars by lifting their skirts. In that way that Mongolians do.  

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

This week, something of a story. Except stories resolve. This is just a series of events that happened to us that were rather concerning, though we ourselves remain dangerously unconcerned. You should be concerned about us. If you see us in real life, we will blink twice if the bruises were not accidents.

But in the spirit of accidents, and how there are none, we are releasing this anyway.

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet: like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

 This week, we interview a satanic vegan and a psychic psychologist. What else could you POSSIBLY need to know about the making of the program? Well HERE'S some juicy, behind-the-scenes fan-only insight: a transcript of our conversation ABOUT THIS SHOW!

Darrren: This week seems a little beyond the pale to me.

Phil: Why?

Darren: Well, there seems to be a lot of -- You know, I don't want it spoiled in the description. Peter seems to be writing down everything we say.

Peter: No I'm not.

Phil: Peter, I can see what you're writing, stop it.

Peter: Okay. Sorry.

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In this show, ovine was related to pigs. It should have been related to sheep. We apologize for the error.

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Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Music by Phil Kijak. Our special guest this week was a woman, Luciana Bonifazi. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.