Gallery Of The Mundane And Fantastic

In the eleventh chapter of the ongoing saga that is Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic, we have

A woman.

On.

The show.

An actual human woman. Her name is Luciana Bonifazi. She's great. We interviewed her for just under 8 minutes, and decided that was enough.

BUT THEN!

We have...

EVEN!

MORE!

WOMEN!

Surprise! You thought we'd only have one! You IDIOTS! You STUPID! STUPID! PREDICTABLE! WEAK! WEAK-MINDED! FOOLS! FOOLISH!

Well these other guests are definitely not Luciana. We interview the Fertzigers, an art curating married couple. We appeal to their desire to be on the cutting edge of public access radio in order to get the funding we so desperately need for Darren's humidifier and scarf fund for voice maintenance. The Fertzigers are a heterosexual couple so yes that includes a woman as well. (One woman.) That's two women on the show so far. Count 'em.

And finally for our crescendo, Peter's three-year-old niece who made a dinosaur in her basement joins us. She is a girl who will one day be a woman, and that counts. This is the type of forward-thinking, incredible content you can expect from Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic going forward and forever and ever until one of us dies. Or all of us at the same time. You just never know when or what will happen. Why you could die while listening to this podcast or in your sleep tonight! So before it's too late please leave a review, rate, and subscribe!

This week on the program, we answer your letters! All of your letters are about lost kitchen items. This LITERALLY happened. Despite our audience's ineptitude and complete lack of originality, we try to answer your stupid questions. Then, we all got tattoos, then we all talk about them. Then, as not promised, we interview a dinosaur. BUT NEXT WEEK THERE'S A WOMAN ON THE SHOW. THIS IS NOT A TEST. A REAL HUMAN ADULT WOMAN, TALKING TO US, LIVE ON PUBLIC ACCESS RADIO. This week's episode is pretty good. But next week's is going to be unbelievable and so progressive. We're so excited. Aren't you? Why aren't you? Like and subscribe.  

This week on GOTMAF, Got Cute? Oh my, remember 20 years ago when milk used to be sold on the basis of whether you "got" it or not? We just made a joke referencing that. And how! For those not in the know, it wasn't "got" as in if you understood milk. In those times it was assumed you already understood milk, even though it turns out we didn't. Now we know that milk is dangerous for adults and contains obscene amounts of growth hormones and antibiotics that leads to early unset puberty and invincible flesh-eating bacteria. What was meant by that "got" was if you currently possess milk. Which most did at that time, due to the successful advertising campaign.

Then we talk about steak and interview Kurt Rambis

Public Access Radio demands that bills get paid, so we consider the idea of advertising on the show and for the show, and bring in an advertising consultant from an unknown country. Blue is the best favorite color, which is why anyone who does not choose blue deserves what happens to them, including cutting. Also: Girls!  

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internets... Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

Despite radio station drama that we won't discuss, we're still humming along in our new home, good old unnamed public access radio station number 2. This week we talk about our magical logo, fantastic creatures, and the logistics behind "Weekend at Bernie's."   Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internets... Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.    

Your podcast meal begins with a palate cleanser of us not saying our title right a few times, followed by a fresh locally sourced organic children's songwriter, and for dessert the hottest tweets that are so hot we can't keep them in our mouths. Trouble is once again strained through a french press and sipped.

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at the website, www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook, and follow us on at twitter at @gotmaf1 and Instagram at gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it's free.

 

If we stopped here the show would be a pentalogy. But we won't. We practice for the day people actually call in at 3 am. Peter and Phil blow the lid off the floss industry. Phil brings in a guest and Peter once again mysteriously disappears while that guest is in the studio.

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.

Trouble brews as Darren discovers a horrible mistake he's been making with his signature. We discuss our dating types, and that we don't have them. Peter purchases what he believes to be a melon. Trouble is later strained through a french press and sipped.

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.

We made it to three episodes! Phil wants to go see a movie. There's a moth. Peter's new girlfriend might be a monster. We go see Phil's movie, but do not record that part.

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.

This week on the program: Darren is making his own butter. Darren's neighbors are scary. It's all about Darren. We discuss Darren's hobbies and fears mostly. It's always all about Darren, isn't it? Oh and comets, sort of.

Gallery of the Mundane and Fantastic is Phil Kijak, Peter Kremidas, and Darren Stephens. Learn more about the show at www.gotmaf.com. We also exist on other internet. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram @gotmaf1. If for any reason you did not enjoy this program, it is free.