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0:00 Introduction

3:24 Jorah Mormont

7:34 Renly Baratheon

8:25 Robert Baratheon

9:14 Viserys Targaryen

10:01 Stannis Baratheon

13:27 Joffrey 'Baratheon'

14:18 Alliser Thorne

19:40 Bowen Marsh

30:31 Roose Bolton

41:38 Ramsay Bolton

46:35 Small Paul

55:03 Quaithe

1:05:16 Pyat Pree

1:08:05 Xaro Xhoan Daxos

1:11:17 Varys

1:18:26 Illyrio Mopatis

1:21:30 Edmure Tully

1:28:47 Brynden 'Blackfish' Tully

1:34:14 Hoster Tully

1:39:02 Craster

1:43:40 Walder Frey

1:49:44 Maester Aemon

1:57:58 Aurane Waters

2:02:33 Donations

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Daenerys gets impatient with Qarth's glitzy fantasy faffery.

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Uh oh, Edmure is ‘helping’.

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Discussing Sandkings, a 1979 novelette by George R.R. Martin. Sandkings was adapted into a 1995 episode of The Outer Limits.

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0:00 Intro

1:56 Ned x Catelyn

20:12 Barristan x Ashara 

22:20 Cersei x Jamie

28:30 Brienne x Jamie

32:34 Cersei x Taena

38:25 Cersei x Robert

47:08 Tywin x Joanna (unranked)

53:59 Tyrion x Tysha

55:56 Tyrion x Shae

59:12 Tyrion x Penny

1:03:38 Tywin x Shae

1:08:00 Kevan x Dorna (unranked)

1:10:58 Rhaegar x Lyanna

1:26:25 Rhaegar x Elia

1:33:01 Rhaegar x Jon Connington

1:38:32 Robert x Lyanna

1:42:35 Aerys II x Rhaella

1:42:48 Aerys Ii x Joanna

1:43:50 Jon x Ygritte

1:50:33 Jon x Val

1:56:35 Jon x Satin

2:03:28 Jon x Daenerys

2:13:11 Viserys x Daenerys

2:14:15 Drogo x Daenerys

2:16:46 Daario x Daenerys

2:22:32 Hizdahr x Daenerys

2:25:23 Jorah x Daenerys

2:26:21 Sigorn x Alys (unranked)

2:31:43 Robb x Jeyne

2:37:39 Sam x Gilly

2:44:26 Tormund x Alysane (unranked)

2:45:06 Tormund x Maege

2:47:45 Mance x Dalla

2:50:08 Mirri x Marwyn

2:53:38 Stannis x Selyse

2:55:52 Davos x Marya

3:00:00 Davos x Stannis

3:01:36 Grey Worm x Missandei

3:03:52 Renly x Loras

3:10:42 Renly x Margaery (unranked)

3:13:18 Joffrey x Margaery (unranked)

3:13:57 Tommen x Margaery (unranked)

3:14:49 Sansa x Everyone (idk lmao)

3:22:37 Littlefinger x Catelyn/Sansa

3:24:50 Lysa x The Moon Door

3:26:03 Bran x Meera

3:29:56 Asha x Qarl

3:32:09 Arianne x Daemon

3:34:27 Arianne x Arys

3:36:33 Oberyn x Ellaria

3:41:46 Doran x Mellario

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3:46:40 Ned x Robert (unranked)

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Who is the better author, George R.R. Martin or Frank Herbert? Today we find out!

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