Love and war, the tragedy of Darth Mao the Wise, sex tunnel.

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Arya sees hell, war breaks everything, Voldemort caused the Long Night.

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Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series.

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Spooky trees, wildling feng shui, Fenrir facts.

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Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series.

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Daenerys does a Jesus, mammary lizards, thoughts aren't real.

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A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series.

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Enter the mind of the squid, wallowing tub, peppered crab.

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A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series.

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Burning gods, canal concerns, Stannis psychoanalysis

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A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series.

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George Martin's creaking axles, flood fungibility, psychohistory, wolves.

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Tyrion's shadow, Horas Hobber Big Mac Index, Animorphs distribution

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A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series.

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Robb's rule, Catelyn's guilt, hermit crabs.

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A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series.

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Jon's honour, vagaries of history, Mewtwo philosophy, wombat hunt.

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A Clash of Kings Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's "A Clash of Kings", the second book in the Game of Thrones series.

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