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We're joined by special guest and Game Query co-host AJ Moser to talk about Max Payne 3 chapters 4-6. Listen and play along as we discuss this game's treatment of certain characters, fan service, its similarities to Hotline Miami, and the ways it dips into cruelty and brutality.

Something Rotten is a five episode series in collaboration with YouTuber Jacob Geller, and we encourage you to play along with us. The next episode, publishing May 1, will be on chapters 7-9. If you have any questions, comments, or observations you want to send us, Tweet them @game_query or email us at [email protected].

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Pain. All we feel is pain.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is the fifth Uwe Boll film we've forced ourselves to endure, and like all before it, it is miserable. Why are we doing this? Is Uwe Boll even worth talking about? Is he just a troll uninterested in his own movies, thriving on negativity? Is Jason Statham even a good actor? We answer all these questions, and more, in the latest GQ Review.

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Welcome to the debut episode of Something Rotten, Game Query's Max Payne 3 retrospective made in collaboration with Jacob Geller.

Join us as we begin to crack open the themes, gameplay, and production of this standout Rockstar title, talking about the first three chapters of the game. Topics include: How Max Payne 3 was made, how the game tackles addiction, why playing on PC is better than console, and the narrative weight of dense story telling. Spoilers ahead.

Something Rotten is a five episode series, and we encourage you to play along with us. The next episode, publishing April 24, will be on chapters 4-6. If you have any questions, comments, or observations you want to send us, Tweet them @game_query or email us at [email protected].

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This episode is the audio from our recent "Fuck Covid-19 Charity Stream." It was a lot of fun, so we wanted to give anyone that wasn't able to watch the chance to enjoy it, too. The audio is a little rough and there's some bad segues where I had to cut around segments that wouldn't translate without video, but I think for the most part it works. And we've got some great guests on this one! Such as Ben Hanson, Jacob Geller, and LD Wallace.

Thank you to everyone that helped us raise money for Nurses House and medical workers nationwide affected by Covid-19. We're in awe of the money we were able to raise and can't be more appreciative of our community for helping us out. If you'd like to donate to Nurses House, here's a handy link: https://donate.nurseshouse.org/

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As we get deeper into the work of Uwe Boll, the boys find themselves at an existential cross roads. Alone in the Dark is bad, yes. But is Uwe Boll really the worst director of all time? Or is the question we should be asking ourselves instead, based on what we know of Boll and how he makes movies, whether he is even worth talking seriously about?

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Two titans enter the arena. Whom, among Doom and Animal Crossing, will emerge victorious? Join us as we dissect these landmark releases, launched on the same day, March 20, 2020, to figure out which Animal Crossing character is the ugliest, what the absolute FUCK is up with Nook Miles, kill Tom Nook, and break Doom Eternal.

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A lot has been said about how Uwe Boll is the "worst director of all time." And while that may be true, when it comes to Bloodrayne, the biggest sin isn't that the movie is bad. It's that it is unimaginably boring. Join our boys as they try to stay awake through this stinker, and discuss its nonsensical plot, German tax breaks, and Michael Madsen's career defining performance.

Oh boy ... Blake and AJ begin their second week watching the video game films of Uwe Boll. If last week's viewing of Postal wasn't bad enough, House of the Dead is utter nonsense and nearly unwatchable. A film full of uninteresting characters, baffling story arcs, and absurd, masturbatory action sequences. And one of us kinda likes it!

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Samhain - To Walk The Night - Lucio Fulci's Gates of Hell aka City of the Living Dead (CW: GORE) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIK0VJJ4HrM

We begin our trip down the rabbit hole. Join Blake and AJ as they visit Paradise City and review Uwe Boll's Postal.

This movie is hard to put into words. At almost every turn it is repugnant, disgusting, and mind-numbingly obnoxious. Can the boys find anything redeemable in this movie? It's not looking likely.

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We're joined by special guest Leo Vader to learn the hidden truth about Peanuts, discuss what video game remakes we'd spend too much money on, correct our past (and very rare) mistakes, and maybe talk a little too much about gulags. Enjoy!