In 1973, Mike Gapes returns from a relaxing "Gape Year" in Swaziland to find that his beloved Ilford South has changed beyond all recognition. What was once a paradise of Real Labour Values has succumbed to entryism at the hands of the sinister forces of Trotskyism, and only Gapes and his trusty team of Gape Goon Generals - including fascist borstal headmaster Frank Young, escaped fascist war criminal Stormzy, newspaper editor Jimothy Baker Sr., notorious rock and roll innovator Johnny Polio, GapesMobile chauffer Gorgeous Georgie, Graham Goodnonce, Dr. Geoffrey Garmer and Geraint Gestapo - can save it from certain ruin, in what is easily in the top hundred bloodiest military campaigns ever supported by Michael John Gapes.

WRITTEN by FFF WITH JACK FR

PRODUCED by JACK FR ("MAHJONG SCENE" PRODUCED BY FFF)

ORIGINAL MUSIC by JACK FR

ORIGINAL ARTWORK by @MARKEDASRED

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS FFF, JACK FR, G. WARIOTIFO, YAIR RICE, TOM FOSTER, TOM DISSO & @PHASED_BEMUSED

STARRING JACK FR as MIKE GAPES, ILFORD SOUTH POLICE OFFICER, ROGER RABBIT, LUIGI, GORGEOUS GEORGIE, GREASE CHORUS, JIMOTHY'S FRIEND, EMCEE, JOHNNY POLIO, FALLING CHILD, GERAINT GESTAPO, STORMZY, JIMMY BUFFETT, MURDERED TROTS, GOONS AT FUNERAL and WOODY ALLEN

FFF as AIR STEWARD(ESS), "HANDSOME STRAIGHT JERRY", GOON #1, HIMSELF, JIMOTHY BAKER SR., CRICKET ANNOUNCER, JIMOTHY'S FRIEND, LITTLE GIRL, GRAHAM GOODNONCE, GEOFFREY GARMER, REMEMBRANCE PARADE ANNOUNCER and MILITANT TROT