Wherein your hosts (and very special guests) talk about Easter chocolate, hockey boys, why George Laraque needs to be strapped to a rocket and fired into the sun, Taylor Hall going coast to coast like butter on toast, past Oilers crushes, how Brittney lost a game specially designed for her (but don't worry, she finished above 0.500), what order to watch the MCU films in before Avengers: Infinity War, which version of Scott Foster is worth having around, and whether or not Jamie Benn is the most useless man in the world.

Wherein your hosts watch Guy Ritchie's "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword", and comment on the number of times the subtitles say clamoring, drool over Charlie Hunnam (because of course they do), discuss the reasons that there isn't going to be a sequel (even though there should be), and why this film is criminally underrated.

Wherein your hosts talk about school (a lot), the Oilers (a lot, for some reason), the Devils (for other reasons), why Penn Cage is a terrible person (and name for a character), why RISE on NBC has some potential despite Ted from HIMYM being the main character, what luxury items they would like to have but would never buy, and why they're pleased that the PHWA has to release their NHL award votes.

Wherein your hosts talk about what's new in their jobs, their private versus public lives, why a return visit to Wakanda wasn't quite as resonant, which Scientologist should be pushed in front of a moving vehicle, whether PK or Clay Matthews would make a better animal caregiver, which iteration of Taylor Hall should be cherished, and why the letter Y is always a safe bet.

Wherein your hosts spend an AWFUL lot of time talking about the Oscars and whether or not the Best Picture of the year will win the Best Picture award, which songs from the 90s best encapsulate that decade, why Alan Rickman wasn't a great Louis XIV, why the show Everything Sucks is better than its title, which NHLers eyebrows need to die, and which A-word is stuck in Kelsey's head.

NOW WITH THE LAST 10 MINUTES!

Wherein your hosts talk a lot (like A LOT) about the Olympics, which Olympic moments were their favourites, why they'd let both Scott and Tessa walk all over them wearing skates, what might happen at the NHL deadline (Erik Karlsson to New Jersey - you heard it here first), why Kelsey was disappointed with the three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri, which Marvel character needs to die, and whether or not Jamie Benn will get a response if he yells AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Wherein your hosts talk a lot (like A LOT) about the Olympics, which Olympic moments were their favourites, why they'd let both Scott and Tessa walk all over them wearing skates, what might happen at the NHL deadline (Erik Karlsson to New Jersey - you heard it here first), why Kelsey was disappointed with the three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri, which Marvel character needs to die, and whether or not Jamie Benn will get a response if he yells AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Wherein your hosts take a trip to Wakanda to explore the masterpiece that is Black Panther (spoilers ahoy!), spit some hot takes about the Star Wars universe, create content for Three Billboards Outside Rogers Place and decide which morning experience leaves you the most bitter.

Wherein your hosts battle with technical difficulties, and talk about the Olympics, why the New York Rangers did a good thing this week, why Taylor Hall is better than you (and why the Devils are one of the best organizations in hockey), why the Patriots losing the Super Bowl was for the best, which type of precipitation they would be, and which Olympic athlete they'd choose as a side piece.

Wherein your hosts talk about the Oilers Skills Competition (with help from a very special guest), everything wrong the Oilers Twitter douchebag poll, why JJ Watt is, in fact, the Walter Payton Man of the Year, why this winter has been so goddamned terrible, which Dame is best and which breakfast food they'd fuck.