Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about their summer plans (Australia! New Zealand! Summer School!), why the start of summer holidays is a real big adjustment, whether or not they would pass a Canadian citizenship test, where they would stand to watch history happen, and whether or not Jamie Benn likes the World Cup.

Wherein your hosts talk about how great it is to wake up knowing you were right all along, why it's fun to remind people that you're right, why sports are both infuriating and exhilirating, why the end of the school year is a very frustrating time, which NHL award winner they would kill immediately, and why teaching Hamlet to NHLers is preferable to literally anything else.

Wherein your hosts talk (a lot) about the Ottawa Senators tire fire (and everything that entails), a podcast called In The Dark, why Sense8 is worth watching (it's the sex), who is going to win the real NHL awards, who should win the M&K Awards for Bravery and Entitlement, which NHLers would make it into their fallout shelter (there are a few BIG surprises), what percentage of NHL players can't read, and why Jamie Benn would make a terrible quarterback.

Wherein your hosts talk about why Solo was disappointing, whether or not there are intentional parallels between Han Solo and Rey with respect to Kylo, why Twitter burner accounts are both ridiculous and kind of awesome, which NBA player is most like Taylor Hall, why this time of the school year feels like the beginning of Act V of Romeo & Juliet, are joined by a special guest to discuss what to do with $112 million (spoiler: it involves Charlie Hunnam), and which version of Steve Rogers would make the best life partner.

Wherein your hosts talk about Hamilton, New York City, the Champions League Final, what TV shows to binge, 13 Reasons Why, and what type of food delivery system Jamie Benn likes least.

Wherein your hosts talk about throwing catfish, why Riverdale is SO BAD (really, it's inexplicable), the origin of the word ointment, how easy it is to invent new words, the only situation in which Adam Scott doesn't die (there are lots of conditions), which Chris Pratt is the worst, and where a new head coach is most needed.

Wherein your hosts talked about Riverdale, a Nantucket beach book that should also be a Lifetime movie, Avengers (again!), whether they would want knives for fingers, which version of Captain America they'd like to see twice on Sunday, what stretch of highway is their favourite, what stats about their lives they do and don't want to know, and how DJ Khaled and Jamie Benn have a lot more in common than you would think.

Wherein your hosts talk for an hour and fifteen minutes about Avengers: Infinity War, and 10 minues about Taylor Hall.

You have been warned.

Wherein your hosts talk about being sad that the Devils are out of the playoffs, why season 7 of New Girl is living up to expectations, why Tender is the Night is an inferior Fitzgerald novel, why it's frustrating that their students don't enjoy reading, which NHL players would be considered 'nice hockey boys' and which Office character they'd want as their actual boss.

Wherein your hosts cry about Taylor Hall finally getting a chance to play in the Stanley Cup Playoffs (HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES), the generation gap between them and their students, which MCU man would be the best performer (hint: it's not Dr Strange), which two body parts are their favourites, under which circumstances they would consider having multiple husbands and which NHL Award would be named after Jamie Benn.