Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about Vice and its cast, what secrets and hard truths they would never tell their students, why they were a little confused about Outlander, what new movies and TV shows they're looking forward to, how (the lack of) Pitch is still a sore spot, whether or not Miles Wood is pretty good, which one for one trade should die in a fire (spoiler: not that one), and some controversial opinions about deep fried pickles.

Wherein your hosts talk about why Aquaman is worth a watch, why Mary Poppins Returns is better(!) than the original, which books they have read and are reading right now, why it's important to read and watch new things instead of reconsuming the same stuff all the time, whether or not the Oilers have hit rock bottom (spoiler: no), and why Jamie Benn gets killed this time.

Wherein your hosts talk about why the Oilers are a tire fire, why the Wilmington episode of Outlander was both satisfying and not, what their favourites of 2018 were (including a brand new ranking of the Chrises), what memes they didn't get, why the people on House Hunters are the absolute worst and what Connor McDavid calls his hockey pants.

Wherein your hosts talk about Puck Soup and what they are going to miss about it (hint: it's the scallops and the sighing), Outlander (and how to fix it), just what they think the Society for the Appreciation of English Beefsteak actually is, why The Christmas Chronicles is a real good family Christmas movie that doesn't involve a Christmas Man, what kind of character would be in their next original holiday film, the only time Guy Fieri is preferable to a taxidermied rat, which place and time they'd like to explore Matrix-style, and whether or not Jamie Benn celebrates Festivus.

Wherein your hosts talk about the relationship between Gritty and the Philly Phanatic, why Megan is a Swim Dad, how many enemies are on their lists, why it's more fun being a fan of a bad team than a good team, which sports league is the worst, what gifts they'd want for the twelve days of Christmas, and what the coldest place on earth is.

Wherein your hosts talk about the last episode of Outlander and why Claire is super frustrating, how time travel works, why The Last Kingdom is more than just fucking and fighting, Kelsey's unscripted review of A Quiet Place, whether or not a woman could coach the Cleveland Browns, who Sleezy Swallows is, what they're looking forward to about Christmas, why Archie Andrews needs to die, and how to best prepare for Whamageddon.

Wherein your hosts talk about why early mornings are the worst, how The Outlaw King left them wanting and how we need to #normalizeit, what they're most looking forward to in season 4 of Outlander, what books they've been reading, why The Walking Dead is better than last season, why winter in Edmonton is MUCH different from winter in New Jersey, and why Kelly Buchberger will be the Oilers next head coach.

Wherein your hosts (and special guest Amanda) talk about how great Sweden is, how bad America is, some of the intricacies of sports law, why and how Drew Doughty definitely got hosed on his contract extension, their predictions for the NHL Global Series game, who they think is going to win the Stanley Cup this year (and why Megan will cry if Patrick Marleau wins the Cup), how hard it is to answer bad FMK questions on the spot, and what would happen if Jamie Benn starred in an episode of SATC.

Wherein your hosts talk about the things they (don't) like about the 2013 Baz Luhrmann film, including everything except Joel Edgerton and the scene with the shirts. Stay tuned for their recasting, featuring some very unsurprising choices.

Wherein your hosts talk about why September felt like a year, why water polo with horses would be awesome, why The Fosters is worth watching even though it's SO BAD, who Tim Riggins actually belongs with, why Peter Kavinsky and Lara Jean are doomed, why spicy apple water is the best hot beverage, and whether or not Jamie Benn has been rooting around in Librarian Mike's garden.