Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk for a LONG time (from 5:47 to 1:26:12) about Avengers: Endgame. Seriously. What else did you expect? They told you it was going to be this way. It was inevitable.

Wherein your hosts talk about the NHL playoffs and all the upsets in the first round, why hockey fans are a little nuts, why Rey is an absolute badass (and who is flying towards her), which Avengers are going to die in Endgame (spoiler: all of them), what Easter candy K would be, which FNL character M would kill immediately, and why neither of them have tried a Philly cheesesteak.

Wherein your hosts talk about the NHL Playoffs even though they don't care at all, the upcoming Alberta election and why you should exercise your democratic rights, why a book about Dracula doesn't need fictional letters from fictional characters to move the plot along, what sorts of things not to say at a party, why birthdays are important-ish, why a sircom starring Joel Embiid would not be funny, and whether or not Jamie Benn will let his team down in the playoffs.

Wherein your hosts talk about where K should go on vacation next, why The Walking Dead is trending up again, the joys of live theatre, why some movies are VERY dated and others stand the test of time, why watching scary movies is more fun when you are with friends, why there are no benches in train stations, why a Mariah Carey Christmas Carol should absolutely be a thing, and why the future looks promising for Jamie Benn.

Wherein your hosts talk about the last 2 years of this podcast, how much they liked Captain Marvel (and how they both knew what the twist was going to be), whether or not Megan is smarter than Aaron Rodgers (spoiler: yes), what the best Looney Tunes character is, what a Captain America body spray would smell like and what Jamie Benn's new cologne is called.

Wherein your hosts talk about how goddamn weird I Am The Night is, which Chris wins in a 64-man tournament (spoiler alert: you already know), why Bradley Cooper's best role is the one where you can't see his face, why the Oscars were kinda meh, whether or not HTTYD 3 is the best animated movie of all time, and why buying pants is a futile venture.

Wherein your hosts talk for a LONG time (seriously, an hour) about books they loved, hated, and haven't read, why the term "well-read" is a lot of garbage, which trash male fictional character(s) they'd bang, why 'dickhole' is a great insult, what they'd sacrifice for Taylor Hall to return to Edmonton (the answer WILL surprise you), and which choking hazard candy they'd banish forever.

Wherein your hosts talk about the return of Sam Gagner, what jobs your favourite hockey personalities would have done in the 19th century, how perfect John Mulaney is as SpiderHam, why Venom was much less horny than anticipated, why Hamilton is the absolute greatest (and why you should download the cast recording yesterday), which sporting event they want to see before they die, and why Jamie Benn is (surprisingly) marriage material.

Wherein your hosts talk about how to survive both physically and mentally during a cold snap, why this season of Outlander was both underwhelming and satisfying, why The Last Kingdom is must-see TV (even if it's hard out there for a woman), why Edmontonians should eat at Arbys, and why you shouldn't use frozen lip balm.

Wherein your hosts try to guess the plot of various Oscar nominated films, why The Last Kingdom is just violent enough to be enjoyable, why exam break in a high school is the best time of year, and whether or not K will cry when she sees Hamilton live.