Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about the Oilers for a surprisingly long time, decide on their next live commentary movie, discover that Daniel Day-Lewis' most recent movie is Not Good, talk about the wonder that is (American Hero) Brian Boyle, lament Taylor Hall's absence from this year's ASG, discuss the merits of having a redo for a life event, and decide which pirate they'd kill if necessary.

Wherein your hosts, without a plan of any sort, talk (a lot)about why Jesse Puljujarvi is their favourite Oiler, what the NHL needs to change in order to be more appealing (spoiler: most things),what's good about The Last Jedi upon a second viewing (spoiler: everything), and answer a ton of questions about the Oilers, breakfast, sharing a mental link with another person, famous Chrises, why it's important to distinguish between the actor and character in a game of FMK, and who would win in a rap battle between M&K.

Wherein your hosts watch and talk about Leap Year, a cinematic masterpiece starring Matthew Goode, Amy Adams and occasionally Adam Scott. We strongly recommend watching it before you listen, and be prepared for a bunch of really long pauses because this podcast runs the length of the movie (televised, with commercials).

Wherein your hosts talk about the things they liked about 2017 (and unsurprisingly they liked a lot of the same things).

Wherein your hosts talk about a Star War (spoilers), Outlander (spoilers), why The Walking Dead is dumb (spoilers) screamed at each other about Love Actually (spoilers), named Christmas movie towns (no spoilers), completed a Marvel vs DC Would You Rather (bearded Captain America forever), how to celebrate Trash Day, and were introduced to the Benn Diagram with predictable results (ie. disappointment).

Wherein your hosts talk about why the PHWA is a bunch of babies, why Cassie Campbell-Pascall is better than all of them, how Riverdale and The Walking Dead are more alike than you could imagine, why Outlander (third season best season) is hitting all the right spots (except if you're Lord John Grey), under what circumstances they'd like to see Kris Russell in the All-Star Game, and how with a couple roster moves the New Jersey Devils could be a championship team on AND off the ice.

Wherein your hosts talk about why Edmonton's sports media is so afraid of bloggers, what's wrong with the NHL, which league commissioner they'd kill, why Outlander is the best Sunday TV, how they'd choose between Gary Bettman and Roger Goodell, whether or not they still use advent calendars, and why Megan would prefer to be stung by a bee every day.

Wherein your hosts talk about the Oilers for a long time, what they'd do first as Oilers GM (not what you'd expect), why hockey at the Bell Centre is better than at Rogers Place, why the Outlander credits are so perfect, what the plot of their ideal Christmas movie is, whether Chris Hemsworth is more attractive than Taylor Hall, and what Jamie Benn orders at the bar.

Wherein your hosts talk about the Devils and the Oilers, why Miles Wood is pretty good, why 2017 is mostly trash but also a little not, a longish spoilery discussion of Thor, which Marvel hero movies they'd FMK, what's happening in Riverdale, why Outlander is a bit of a problematic fave, which game show host Kelsey wouldn't kill and why Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher is the best of a really bad bunch.

Wherein your hosts talk (a lot) about the Oilers and the Devils and their lord and saviour Taylor Hall, break down Season 2 of Stranger Things (from 17:47 - 52:00ish), a little about Thor (no spoilers!), how Kelsey's husband ACTUALLY works sometimes, the scariest sports mascots and whether or not the Oilers will hit 0.500 (spoiler: no).