Wherein your hosts talk about how the Oilers got bounced from the playoffs (Go Preds!), who killed Jason Blossom (SPOILERS!), whether Kelsey's allegiance to Taylor Hall is in question, why Serena Williams is the greatest of all time, what to do with Jordan Eberle and Kris Russell (hint: take them out to pasture), and how a video of Leon Draisaitl dancing in a bar could lead to one's sexual awakening (or a discussion of character problems).

Wherein your hosts discuss the Oilers chances in Games 5 &6, Sidney Crosby's concussion, Pitch being cancelled (and why Aaron Judge is the truth and the light), a US Presidential Battle Royale, and which NHLers would be part of the Backstreet Boys.

Wherein your hosts get an unnaturally early start and talk about the Oilers in the second round, PK Subban being a delight, Riverdale, The Great Gatsby, why Megan wants to live in Dillon, Texas, Fyre Festival and of course Taylor Hall (who is precious and pure and too good for this world).

Wherein your hosts talk about arena bathrooms, steerage, the syntax of hosebeast, why Bill O'Reilly is actual trash, why they love teaching, books they're reading, Kelsey's revenge on Megan, and (as always) Taylor Hall - our favourite Human Golden Retriever

Wherein Megan and Kelsey give an update on the Oilers' playoff progress, Megan talks about getting mad at people on Twitter, Megan is garbage for Fast and Furious 8 (which is also garbage), and Kelsey cries when forced to make a difficult choice.

Wherein your hosts talk about Daryl Katz being a scumbag, why white men need to stop, the NHL playoffs, why Nick Miller is the best character on TV, why Outlander isn't too sexy for high school kids..... and all that before we get to Sidney Crosby and Taylor Hall.

Wherein your hosts Megan and Kelsey talk an awful lot about Taylor Hall, even after we promised not to. We touch on Riverdale, Fast & Furious 8, Oiler playoffs, and why we hate Patrick Kane.