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After John Schnatter* left** the company, the pizza quality plummeted. John took with him: his short arms, his grabby hands, and his secret pizza ingredient; meat sweat. His day of reckoning*** is upon us! This bag of trash has beginning to overflow, and it is time to take it out!
*Papa John
** Was removed
*** Possibly the Coronavirus
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