Garbage Nation

We are having a Bake Sale!  Cookies are $1, cupcakes are $2.50. . . Oh?  That's that you ask?  Oh yes, the cost for not yielding to Biblical Law in our new Theocracy is. . . YOUR LIFE! 
Join us as we get to know Washington State's very own elected domestic terrorist, nervous dog look alike, AND possible future dictator of the State of Liberty, Matt Shea! 

CHECK OUT OUR COLLABORATION, LIVE ON 07.10.20 - 8:00pm EST: https://www.twitch.tv/dckproductions

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Don't let anybody steal your dreams!  Teamwork makes the dream work!  If you can dream it, you can do it!  Allow us to introduce you to our favorite boss babe, D.Gary Young!  This evil Willy Wonka will take whatever degenerative disease you have and give you a new lease on life.  Get your snorkels ready because we're taking a deep dive into nasty hot tubs filled with murdered offspring, a sea of wacky pseudo science and an ocean of unethically sourced and distributed essential oils!

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Let us introduce you to Robert Jay Matthews and Harold Covington!  These boys are as AmeriKKKan as Apple Pie!  Their ideal future for the Pacific Northwest, and likely the world, is as white as a Tom Petty Concert! They will rob a bank or start a podcast in order to realize their garbage dreams -  Are you ready to hear what happens when you mix inferiority complex, narcissism, and white supremacy?  Buckle up! 

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Visit Switzerland.  Mountains covered in snow.  Stunning fjords as far as the the eyes can see.  Quaint villages cradled by rugged mountains.  MASS death cults.   Clouds kissing your cheeks.  Are you ready for your vacation away from poor people, via a fire-y trail of death to the cosmos?  Join us, and the Garbage Religious cult of. . . The Order of the Solar Templar!

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What do you love more?  $80 socks, or $80 tequila?  Well... we hate them both.   This week, we take you to the City of Broken Dreams, Los Angeles!   We will discuss the garbage stories from two celebrities who need no introduction... our fave shoplifting gal-pal, Winona Ryder, and Jesus' most dedicated disciple™, Mel Gibson!

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SPECIAL EPISODE:  We took a break this week from our usual coverage of a garbage person to discuss, as friends, the protesting happening all over our country.  We at Garbage Nation stand with Black Lives Matter, and want to take this time to share some of our personal thoughts around what is happening. 

We will also be hearing from an expert in police brutality. . . Melania Drumpf.  Dasvidaniya.

NATIONAL RESOURCE LIST: #GeorgeFloyd
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CjZMORRVuv-I-qo4B0YfmOTqIOa3GUS207t5iuLZmyA/mobilebasic?usp=gmail

Diazien Hossencofft checks all the boxes of someone who should be left it a landfill to rot.  He conned terminally ill cancer patients, stole from a public university, severely abused (and eventually abandoned his child), and murdered his innocent wife, Girly Chew.  We do NOT like him.  He CANNOT sit with us.  Diazien Hossencofft is a fug-a-ly slut!

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A showdown of the Pats!  The Satanic Panic encompassed a wide range of cultural tornadoes in the 1980s.  One of which, is the crusade against the active role play game, Dungeons and Dragons.  Pat Robertson, your un-dead Marriage Counselor, and Founding Mother of the Karens, Patricia Pulling, are relentless in their love for Jesus and their determination to bring down Dungeons and Dragons.

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Hellllllllllooo and Welcome to Garbage Nation! Get to know a bit about us, and then we will dive into our garbage person. . .
After John Schnatter* left** the company, the pizza quality plummeted. John took with him: his short arms, his grabby hands, and his secret pizza ingredient; meat sweat. His day of reckoning*** is upon us! This bag of trash has beginning to overflow, and it is time to take it out! 

*Papa John
** Was removed
*** Possibly the Coronavirus

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