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The punks discuss the infrequency of episodes and whether Nick's new job is a scam or not. Dan fantasizies about banging his instructor and furniture school. Jimmy presents the listener's with the first contest in the history of the podcast: Danswering Machine. Dan confonts a new coworker on his masturbation habits, and Jimmy presents another "Would You Rather..." Dan remembers standing up to his bully, and calls his mom for some input. Nick realizes he is a bully, and Jimmy judges him. The boys wonder if women want to be defended or not. Jimmy needs advice about a feral cat. Dan reveals a sour trade and Jimmy is out to make enemies.

"Bad Blood Boogie" - Crazies

The punks get warmed up with the final round of Two Lies and a Truth starring Nick. Jimmy brings in a new segment entitled "Dear Daniel". Nick tells us how morally bankrupt he is while working his job. Dan brings his ace in the hole.

"Prom Night" - Crazies

The punks give a glimpse behind the scenes of the podcast and have to pay up. Dan brings his Two Lies and a Truth to the table. Jimmy formally challenges Nick and Dan to a wager. More talks of the Marvel Cinematic Universe to ride the hype to Endgame. The punks try to figure out which musician they'd want to have a threesome with and wrap up with a quick game of "Would You Rather?"

"Trick r Treat" - Crazies

The punks discuss Nick's radio name and St. Patrick's Day shenanigans. Nick and Dan don't buy that "Queer Eye" is dope, but contemplate how Dan would do on the show. The icebreakers continue with Nick and Dan playing Two Lies and a Truth against Jimmy. Captain Marvel is enjoyed and hated at length. Dan confesses his undying desire to visit a nude beach. Some more crude hypotheticals are given to Dan. The punks realize how out of shape they truly are.

"Ghost" - Crazies

The punks discuss the Super Bowl. Jimmy decides Nick and Dan have to drop some bombs. Dan discusses his porn habits. Nick wants to be a felon. Dan gets thrown some hypotheticals about his parents and sex.

The punks introduce themselves and shoot Dan some hypotheticals about how his life could be so much worse. Some football talk along with Nick and Dan making an unlikely tattoo bet. Dan discusses his loathing hatred for Judge Judy and his sexual fantasies involving the bailiff. Dan struggles with repressed memories involving a Catholic Priest. Nick revolutionizes his bowel movements.

"Crazy" - Crazies