Garbage Theatre

This episode of Garbage Theatre, John delivers an unsurprisingly butt-tastic slasher flick, "The Killer Workout" AKA "Aerobicide"! Listen along as we try to tell the difference between Tony and Jimmy, try to figure out why people keep coming to this murder-gym, and find out if John can stop drooling long enough to give us his five questions.

First there was Swamp Ape. Then Fungicide. Now we have what could very well be the WORST movie we have ever watched on Garbage Theatre. THE AMAZING BULK! Listen along as we try to make sense of this absolute NONSENSE of a movie and come out alive on the other side.

Its time for Chase's 'for real' pick this week, and he 'for real' let everyone down again! Its 'Gunan: King of the Barbarians'! Listen along as we try desperately to find things to talk about in this nothing of a movie, and wind up latching on to a weak premise involving stars and run with it for the entire episode!

With a massive whiff of the Sword of Vandammecles, Chase delivers the colossal letdown that is 'No Retreat, No Surrender'. Listen along as we discuss just how little Van Damme is in this movie, count how many times our heroes retreat and/or surrender, and try to figure out just how old these "teenagers" actually are.

It's time for the now infamous 'Episode 2' of each Garbage Theatre season, and Blake hits us with 'For Y'ur Height Only' starring the one and only Weng Weng! Listen along as we try to figure out the depth of Agent 00's gadgets, just how many facilities he can infiltrate in a night, and the mother of all ending twists!

Season 4 is here and we kick it off with our 50th movie, 'Legend of the Chupacabra'! Listen along as we question the credentials of these "experts" and try to figure out just what this films version of the chupacabra actually is. 

For the final installment of our 4 part 'Shark Month' special, we have 'The Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre'! With a title like that...its...its gonna be pretty bad. Listen along as we close out our month long shark celebration!

Next in our Shark Month 2018 special is 'Empire of the Sharks'! A loose sequel to 'Planet of the Sharks' that we watched last year, we know what we're getting into with another Asylum film...or did we? Listen along as we slog through this horrid movie, figure out if it actually is a sequel or not, and debate wether or not we should ever watch another Asylum film again!

In part 2 of 'Shark Month 2018' we watch the Italian plagiarism-fest 'The Last Shark'! Listen along as we discuss this nearly beat-for-beat Jaws rip-off and see just how many Jaws quotes we can shoehorn into this episode.

It's time for our second annual SHARK MONTH SPECIAL! First up in our 4 episode celebration of terrible shark movies, its the sequel to an old Garbage Theatre classic '3-Headed Shark Attack'. It's '5-HEADED SHARK ATTACK!' We skipped right over 4 heads to bring more headed action...to your...heads. Yeah.