Garbage Theatre

With Season 3 behind us, we reflect on this truly agonizing collection of "movies". As always, we give our 'Worst of da Worst" lists, give out awards, and some other surprises. We also finish off this seasons contest with 'The Exam' to find out who will be competing in 'Shark Month 2018'!

Our final movie of Season 3 is the followup to 'Atlantic Rim'..'Atlantic Rim: Resurrection'! Join in as we slog through this travesty of a movie, discussing terrible pilot nicknames, monster sex, and how much we miss Graham Greene. 

This week, the Garbage Theatre gang tackles 'Warriors of the Wasteland' AKA 'The New Barbarians'!  Listen along as we break down this post apocalyptic worlds "technology", "fashion", and by far the silliest man-rape scene put on celluloid. 

Up next is the Asylum made kaiju rip-off 'Atlantic Rim'! Listen along as we take apart this shameless rush-job of a movie, discuss 'Sharti Gras', and the ham-fisted attempt at a romantic subplot. Also, does Blake give us a lecture on the technical details of oil rigs? Thats a damn good question!

We watched 'Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins'! The unlicensed live-action adaptation of the Dragon Ball anime. And it was...surprisingly faithful. Listen along as we discuss the movie's shifting tone, how disgusting Master Roshi is, and just why did Grandpa Gohan teach Goku about rapists. 

John shows that he's still in the running for 'Worst of the Worst' by having us watch 'Born Into Mafia'! Listen along as we pick apart this bare bones movie, puzzle over the directors decision to incorporate thought bubbles, and are nearly killed by the movies 'Shyamalan' twist!

Blake strikes again with another totally unwatchable movie! The China Salesman "starring" Steven Seagal and Mike Tyson! Listen along as we try to figure out just who this movie is for, what the hell is going on, and whether or not any of it actually matters. This episode could easily have been one of our longest, but thankfully we all hit the fast forward button halfway through viewing this travesty. 

This week we watch one of the most confusing movies to date...'Blood Beat'! Listen along as we discuss the nonexistent plot, how a samurai fits into all this, and the dangers of the female orgasm.

He's baaaack! Blake dropped Ex-Seagal-ibur so we had to watch 'The Glimmerman' starring Steven Seagal! Listen along as we discuss Mr. Seagals wardrobe choices, Blake tells Seagal anecdotes, and we try to break our Seagal movie record for food-puns. 

Sorry this episode was late folks but this damned buffalo won't do anything we tell it!  We watched Buffalo Rider and BOY was it not at all what we were hoping it would be! Join us as we discuss what happens when you try to shoot a movie around wild and untrained animals, the incessant ramblings of the narrator, and the adventures of ol' Bandit!  Chase & John take the bonus point quiz and something unspeakable happens during John's 'Coming A-trash-ions'!