Garden Plots with Skeletor

IF YOU CAME SEEKING COMFORT AND REASSURANCE FROM EPISODE 21, YOU WOULD BEST BE SERVED LOOKING ELSEWHERE! BUT IF YOU SEEK RELENTLESS, UNAPOLOGETIC, AND ABOVE ALL, *EVIL* KNOWLEDGE, THEN OPEN YOUR EARS AND PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR WORLD SHAKEN! BECAUSE YES, OF COURSE YOU RECEIVE ONLY THE EVILEST OF KNOWLEDGE FROM MY SHOW, WHAT WITH ME BEING THE EVILEST! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WITH A BRAIN BETWEEN THEIR EARS WOULD DARE TO INSINUATE OTHERWISE! SADLY THE WORLD IS NOT WITHOUT ITS SHARE OF BRAINLESS BOOBS, SO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN DOUBT OF MY EVIL STATUS, THEN EVEN THE BRIEFEST LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE SHOULD DISPEL ANY DOUBTS! WE WICKEDLY EXAMINE THE CEROPEGIA! WE CRUELLY DELVE INTO THE WORLD OF PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VILLAINOUS NON-GIFTS! WE TALK ABOUT MATH A SURPRISING AMOUNT, WHICH IS ITS OWN FORM OF EVIL! AND WE EXAMINE PERHAPS THE MOST EVIL FORCE OF ALL: INACCURATE INTERNET QUIZZES! DELVE IN IF YOU ARE PREPARED TO EXPERIENCE SUCH UNCUT VILLAINY! BECAUSE OF HOW EVIL I DEFINITELY AM! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

can't type now, gotta look up remedies for hornet stings

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Evilseed: Nathaniel Hubbard Cobra Commander: James D'Amato Mumm-Ra: Dan Mulkerin

HOPEFULLY THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR COWED SUBSERVIENCE, FOR THAT IS ALL THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE OVERWHELMING FORCE THAT IS EPISODE 19! WE ARE JOINED THIS EPISODE BY A GUEST FROM THE OBJECTIVELY LESSER PODCAST "MY PRINCESS, MY PRINCESS, AND BOW," AND PERFUMA BRINGS HER TYPICAL FLAWED POINT OF VIEW AS A REFRESHING COUNTERPOINT TO MY UNFLAGGING PERFECTION! THIS EPISODE WILL TEACH YOU NOT ONLY ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CACTUS, BUT ALSO ABOUT HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR ACTING SKILLS TO THE LEVEL OF MASTERY, AS WELL AS WHY EVEN THE MOST HARMLESS-SEEMING PRANKS SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY! SKIP THIS EPISODE AT YOUR OWN VERY REAL PERIL! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

NOTHING, NOT A SINGLE THING OR EVENT IN ALL HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE TERRIFYING MAGNITUDE OF EPISODE 18! AND NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THAT WHICH I DESIRE AND DESERVE--NOT THE ONGOING CRIPPLING DEBT FROM THE CONTRACTARIANS, NOT THE ERSATZ "EVIL" OF MY WORTHLESS NEPHEW, AND NOT THE SEEMINGLY UNAVOIDABLE CHAOS OF A CAR WASH FUND RAISER! THIS EPISODE WILL PRESENT YOU WITH VITAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DEALING WITH SALT CONTENT IN YOUR SOIL AND WATER, THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANING YOUR GARDENING TOOLS, AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS ADVISABLE TO FEED BANANAS TO YOUR PETS, BUT YOU WILL ALSO LEARN HOW BEST TO DEAL WITH UNWANTED INSECTILE LOTHARIOS, WHAT THE OBJECTIVE BEST PART OF GOING THROUGH A CAR WASH IS, AND WHAT PRECISELY IS GOING ON WITH A CERTAIN BRAND OF SOAP! ONE THING THAT YOU MAY NOT LEARN HERE IS WHY, EXACTLY, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH A PARTICULAR PACHYDERM-PATED PSEUDO-CELEBRITY, AS IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THERE ARE YET MYSTERIES UNSOLVED BY EVEN THE VAST INTELLECT OF SKELETOR! BUT JUST WAIT! SOON NOTHING SHALL ESCAPE MY BRAINY GRASP! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Buzz-Off: Miles Stokes Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Moss-Man: Brandon Brown Snout Spout: Rafael Medina

DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF MY INNUMERABLE FOES, EPISODE 17 HAS ARRIVED WITH FORCE AND FURY! AND YES, LISTENERS, I AM CONSTANTLY BESET BY MY SHORT-SIGHTED LESSERS WHO SEEK AT EVERY TURN TO THWART MY GRANDIOSE PLOTS, BUT WHEN ONE IS POSSESSED OF SUCH TENACITY AND CREATIVITY AS MYSELF, ONE NEED NOT WORRY! WHO BUT SKELETOR WOULD NOT ONLY LEVERAGE THE SALE OF BAKED GOODS TO OVERCOME FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES, BUT ALSO MANAGE TO INCLUDE IMPORTANT FACTOIDS ABOUT BOTH CARDAMOM AND CACAO, DESPITE THE FIERY CHAOS WHICH IS UNAVOIDABLE IN ANY INTERACTION WHICH INCLUDES WHIPLASH? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO! AND IT IS THUS THAT I SHALL TRAVEL, FIRST OUT OF CRIPPLING DEBT, THEN TO THE RULERSHIP OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Whiplash: Liz Logan Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

hey y'all. with things at snake mountain being kinda up in the air still, i figured i'd drop a little something into the feed in the meantime. it's something i worked on a bit on the side when i popped over to etheria. perfuma and some of the other princesses over there wanted to try their hand at podcasting, so i gave them a hand. i think it turned out pretty good. they gave some advice, they talked about stuff... one of them really liked punking this cat lady for some reason... anyway, you should listen and subscribe. i think it's only available in etheria, though, so... uh... good luck?

[Some Sound Effects and Music from Gfx Sounds. https://gfxsounds.com/free-sound-effects]

Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Adora/She-Ra: Claire Mulkerin Bow: Jason Dania Catra: Annie Craton Grizzlor: Andrew Ihla Ram Man: Jay Edidin Sea Hawk: Dan Mulkerin Hordak: Chris Sims

if you listened to the last episode, you know stuff got weird. guess what? stuff is no less weird in this one. i think i need a break. i hear etheria is nice this time of year...

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman

well, uh... how to describe this one? if you've been listening, you know about snake mountain's money problems. the gang decides to fix it with a dinner theater murder mystery and... well, things get pretty weird. i'm writing this way after all this stuff happened, obviously, and i'm still trying to figure out how to process all this. i dunno, just listen i guess. you'll see what i mean.

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman

WHEN YOU GAZE INTO EPISODE 13, EPISODE 13 ALSO GAZES INTO YOU! YET YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF WELCOMING ITS PIERCING STARE, FOR DESPITE THE CONSTANT CONNIVING INTERRUPTIONS OF BOTH A TREASONOUS, LARCENOUS PEACE LILY *AND* THE LATEST OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN'S MORONIC MONARCHS, THIS EPISODE STILL MANAGES TO DIG INTO SUCH DIVERSE TOPICS AS CARING FOR PEPEROMIAS, DEALING WITH MOLD GROWTH IN YOUR SOIL, AND THE POTENTIAL LETHALITY OF GINGKO TREES! AND THAT WAS ONLY THE PRE-PLANNED KNOWLEDGE PRESENTED IN THIS EPISODE--I AM SO OVERFLOWING WITH BOTH WISDOM *AND* GENEROSITY THAT YOU WILL ALSO LEARN ABOUT THE IDEAL GIFTS TO GIVE IN A NUMBER OF OBSCURE BUT CRITICAL SITUATIONS! YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS THIS EPISODE... BECAUSE MY WRATH WILL BE UNIMAGINABLE! NYAHAHAHAHA!

[Additional audio this episode from tabletopaudio.com]

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Calculaytor: Adal Rifai Hordak: Chris Sims

THERE EXISTS NO FREEDOM FROM EPISODE 12, ONLY FREEDOM *THROUGH* EPISODE 12! JUST AS I CAN FIND NO FREEDOM FROM THE YOKE OF ETERNIA'S MOST IRKSOME HOLIDAY, SIBLING'S DAY! THAT'S RIGHT LISTENER, EVEN WHILST TRAPPED ON A BOAT WITH TWO OF ETERNIA'S MOST BRAINLESS BEARDED BUMBLERS (AND ALSO TWO OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE LARGELY FINE), I STILL FIND TIME AND OPPORTUNITY TO FURTHER YOUR CRITICAL BOTANICAL EDUCATION! WE LEARN OF PLANTS THAT CAN DOUBLE AS CUSHIONING FOR THOSE IN YOUR LIFE WHO REGULARLY CAREEN INTO WALLS! WE EXAMINE THE CAT TAIL AND ITS MANY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A WATERY ECOSYSTEM! AND IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY, YOU'LL GLEAN VALUABLE INSIGHTS INTO THE BEST WAYS OF MANIPULATING LESSER MINDS INTO DOING YOUR BIDDING! BUT DO NOT FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING THAT SUCH INSIGHTS WILL GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE OVER ME--*ALL* MINDS ARE LESSER WHEN COMPARED TO THAT OF SKELETOR! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin King Randor: Nathaniel Hubbard Man-At-Arms: Jarod K. Anderson Fisto: Hal Lublin