Garden Plots with Skeletor

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Queen Marlena: Claire Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton King Randor: Matty Cardarople

BE SURE THAT YOU HAVE PUT YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER, BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT SURVIVE THE SPOOKY EXPERIENCE THAT IS EPISODE 20! OF COURSE, WHEN YOU ARE AS INHERENTLY TERRIFYING AS I AM, ALL YOUR WORKS CARRY A CERTAIN SPOOK FACTOR TO THEM, AND THIS EPISODE IS NO DIFFERENT REGARDLESS OF A CERTAIN HOLIDAY! AFTER DEMONSTRATING MY UNQUESTIONABLE GRASP ON YOUTH SPEAK, WE COVER THE PRACTICALITIES OF HARVESTING AND STORING YOUR VEGETABLE YIELDS! WE DISCOVER DISTURBING NEW LEVELS OF BEAST MAN'S INCOMPETENCE! WE DISCUSS THE CARE OF THE PAINFULLY MORTAL BROMELIAD! AND IF YOU LISTEN WITH AN ATTENTIVE EAR, YOU MAY PICK UP ELEMENTS OF MY NEWEST EVIL PLAN... A PLAN WHICH GUARANTEES MY VICTORY OVER ETERNIA, GRAYSKULL, AND THAT ACCURSED HE-MAN! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

YOU CANNOT RESIST THE UNIMAGINABLE FORCE AND MAJESTY OF EPISODE NINETEEN! YES, I REALIZE THAT LAST EPISODE WAS SOMEWHAT ATYPICAL OF THIS SHOW, BUT *THIS* EPISODE... IS ALSO SOMEWHAT ATYPICAL! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT! THIS IS MY SHOW AND SOMETIMES THINGS THAT SEEM OFF-TOPIC AND UNUSUAL ARE SIMPLY PART OF A GREATER PLAN! AND SOMETIMES LINGERING ISSUES NEED TO BE ADDRESSED! ISSUES LIKE MINION-BASED BETRAYAL, LINGERING OBNOXIOUS HOUSEGUESTS, THE AFTERMATH OF EXCESSIVE IMBIBING, AND... PERHAPS... FEELINGS THAT SLIGHTLY RESEMBLE REMORSE IF, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK AT THEM IN AN OBJECTIVELY INCORRECT WAY! DO NOT SEEK TO COMPREHEND THE VAST AND SUBTLE EMOTIONAL LANDSCAPE OF SKELETOR! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Chris Sims

ugh, i can't even with this. it's like, i get why he's mad, but he has no idea why *i'm* mad? not even a little bit? what a jerk. you know what, i'm glad uncle hordak is still around. at least then they can be jerks at each other some of the time instead of at me all the time.

i guess i should probably write something about this episode. i dunno, skeletor talks about cilantro for a bit and how much it sucks. then he and uncle hordak try a drink submitted by a listener and it kind of all falls apart after that. in a not terrible way, though. i mean, it's pretty terrible for them, which is pretty funny for me. so i guess it's not a total loss.

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Hordak: Chris Sims Lucas Brown: Himself

BEG ALL YOU WANT, PLEAD ALL YOU LIKE, IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD AGAINST THE BOUNDLESS FURY OF EPISODE SEVENTEEN! ALL YOU WOULD-BE CULTIVATORS OF AQUATIC PLANTS CAN THROW YOURSELVES AT MY FEET IN BREATHLESS GRATITUDE, FOR IT IS IN THIS EPISODE THAT WE DISCUSS WATER GARDENS! MER-MAN, MY MOST MOIST OF MINIONS, JOINS ME ON THE MIC AND SHARES BOTH INSIGHT INTO THE BENEFITS OF WATER GARDENS, AND THE OCCASIONAL TANGENT INTO HIS OWN DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR! A PITY, REALLY, THAT THIS EPISODE'S WISDOM IS SO TAINTED BY A CERTAIN BOORISH BAT-THEMED HOUSEGUEST FROM ETHERIA WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS! AND THAT IS IT, THERE ARE CERTAINLY NO ADDITIONAL INTERJECTIONS OR SNIDE REMARKS FROM TRAITOROUS SOUND MINIONS WHOSE EXISTENCE I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE! BUT THAT IS MY PRIVILEGE, ETERNIA--TO IGNORE *MY* EXISTENCE IS TO INVITE YOUR OWN UNTIMELY DEMISE! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Hordak: Chris Sims

IF YOU NEED PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF A HIGHER BEING THAN YOURSELF, LOOK NO FURTHER THAN EPISODE 16! AND THERE ARE CERTAIN MINIONS AROUND SNAKE MOUNTAIN THAT WOULD DO WELL TO REMEMBER THAT THEY, TOO, ARE BEING WATCHED BY A HIGHER POWER... ONE THAT SEES ALL, KNOWS ALL, AND IS EAGER TO DOLE OUT WELL-DESERVED PUNISHMENT! BUT THAT COMES LATER! FIRST WE GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT TREACHEROUS PLANTS LIKE THE SUNDEW! WE SPEAK OF THE BETRAYAL THAT MAY SPRING UP IN YOUR OWN GARDEN, BE IT DISEASE OR INCOMPETENT MINIONS! WE ARE PESTERED THROUGHOUT BY THE MOST IRRITATING HOUSEGUEST IN THE UNIVERSE! AND I REVEAL MY BRILLIANT DEDUCTIVE SKILLS, AS WELL AS MY TERRIBLE WRATH, IN AN UNFORGETTABLE LEAF IT TO ME! LISTEN WELL, LEST YOU TOO KNOW THE WRATH OF SKELETOR! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Chris Sims

BANISH FROM YOUR PUNY MINDS ANY MISCONCEPTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FROM THE TERRIFYING POWER OF EPISODE 15--I ASSURE YOU, YOU CANNOT! AFTER BRIEFLY INDULGING ALL OF YOU WITH DARING TALES OF MY ESCAPE FROM ETERNIAN PRISON, I INDULGE YOU EVEN FURTHER BY ANSWERING YOUR INANE QUESTIONS ON-AIR! WE DISCUSS MY SHOPPING PREFERENCES! WE MENTION HOW YOU CAN APPLY FOR A MINION POSITION AT SNAKE MOUNTAIN! I EXPLAIN WHY MORNING IS NOT ONLY THE BEST PART OF THE DAY, BUT THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THE DAY! THESE AND MANY MORE PEARLS OF WISDOM AWAIT YOUR UNWORTHY EARS! AND KNOW THAT NEITHER THE IRON BARS OF AN UNJUST LAW ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM, NOR A TRULY TERRIBLE UPCOMING HOUSEGUEST, WILL KEEP ME FROM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE OF RULERSHIP! NYAHAHAHAHA!

(also, stay tuned to the end for a li'l blast from the past, courtesy of yours truly

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina

sup y'all, it's riley again. yeah, skeletor was still locked up for this episode, but i wasn't gonna get arrested by trying to bring the recording equipment back to his cell, so i figured i'd just wing it this week. turns out though, a lot of skeletor's minions actually have a lot to say when a certain someone isn't screaming at them constantly. evil-lyn talks about her ambitions. beast man gives his advice on the best plants to chew. mer-man reveals his surprisingly impressive credentials. whiplash honestly kind of blows my mind with his really stupid philosophy. trap jaw spills the t on why he's really working for skeletor. and i try to keep everyone from catching fire. so far, so good.

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Whiplash: Liz Logan Trap Jaw: Aaron Catano-Saez

hey fam, riley here, and you know what that means. yup, skeletor couldn't write the description for this ep. turns out eternia has some pretty strict laws when it comes to, you know, trying to conquer the world or whatever, so he's not exactly in a position to make it to the usual recording studio, if you know what i mean. we do what we can, though. we still manage to talk about... uh, moss, i think? and something about orchids? honestly tho, a lot of this episode is a bit of a blur to me because we had some surprise guests that are just like, omg. you guys won't even believe it. i stan so hard. just listen, you'll see.

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Queen Marlena: Claire Mulkerin

ENJOY WHAT REMAINS OF YOUR PITIFUL STATUS QUO, FOR EPISODE TWELVE HAS ARRIVED TO SMASH ALL OF YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS! AFTER RILEY WASTES ALL OF OUR TIME BY REFUSING TO ADMIT TO HER OWN GARDENING INCOMPETENCE, WE GET INTO THE EPISODE PROPER BY SPEAKING ABOUT MONSTERAS! WE INTERROGATE THE MARIGOLD AND ITS POSSIBLE BEAST MAN-KILLING PROPERTIES! WE SPEAK OF THE USES OF INSECT MINIONS IN YOUR GARDEN DURING FERAL FOLIAGE! I BLESS A DANGEROUSLY IGNORANT LISTENER WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF ALOE CARE DURING LEAF IT TO ME! AND WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY PEACE LILY?! WHAT YOU SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT IS MY IMMINENT REIGN OVER ETERNIA, NOW MORE IMMINENT THAN EVER! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin