Garner Isn't

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  • Origins of Life

    Fossils as old as 4.1 billion years in Western Australia contained microlife. In 2023, samples from an asteroid returned to Earth were found to have partial RNA molecules. We're searching for life in outer space, but in truth, we're attempting to escape the inevitability of our dying planet. Biologists estimate 99% of all species that once lived on Earth are extinct. Astronauts returning from living in outer space for long periods of time have had their DNA altered. There may not be any escape. Meanwhile, the origins of our political corruption and soiled ethics are underway.


    MUSIC Gustav Holts,Richard Straus,Bernard Herrmann,Hans Zimmer

    30 min
  • Rigged Wall Street

    One of the foundations of our Capitalist system is a rigged Wall Street. Some people make enormous profits from it. When you have executives from companies who buy back shares of their own company raising the price of their shares, that’s called trading with inside information. Those executives receive enormous compensation worth millions of dollars for doing that. But far worse is the Options Exchange, which has an estimated value of one quadrillion dollars, larger than the total world domestic production. Do you think outright bribery, falsification, and corruption exist in that size market?

    MUSIC Howlin Wolf, Joe Cuba, Ryan Amon, Dinah Washington

    30 min
  • Our Illusions

    We may say we have a democracy, but the truth is that our elected officials aren't concerned about their constituencies but with the corporations that bring them to power. Regarding voting, approximately 50% of eligible voters actually do, and 50% don't care. We have a Corporatocracy that runs our government, not a Democracy. Lobbyists make sure the U.S. Congress and even the President allocate the largest Defence Budget in the World for our Military Industrial Corporations, without which their political careers aren't assured.


    MUSIC Christina Aguilera, Charlotte Lawrence, Jurnee Smolette-Bell,

    Ben Lucas Boyson & Paul Emmerich

    30 min
  • War's Big Business

    Running a war economy is a profitable proposition just so long as you can keep winning. However, whether we're winning or losing, some people in this country have become very rich from it. Our politicians keep being reelected because of our Military Industrial Corps. and their executives ensure the U.S. Congress passes Defence Budgets that are the largest in the World even if we lose wars. If we lose, it's Americans who feel the cost because a bread-and-butter economy suffers. We spent a trillion dollars for 20 years in Afghanistan, leaving $80 billion of weapons behind, but no one was accountable.


    MUSIC Marco Beltrami, Burkhard Dallwitz, David Shire

    30 min
  • Corruption

    One way or another, every man, woman, and child will have to pay for our government's 34 trillion debt. Our politicians say we're a nation of laws, yet they've historically committed the largest theft since the invention of money. But don't worry, cause one day they'll get in front of the microphones and tell the American people they just canceled the 34 trillion debt. In fact, there's nothing to worry about anymore because 40-year career politicians who built that debt will say it never existed anyway. It was just a bad dream. Just sit back and relax.


    MUSIC Ladds Black Aces, Cliff Edwards, Ella Fitzgerald & the Ink Spots,

    Duke Ellington & his orchestra, Disney, Cliff Edwards

    30 min
  • Fisa Court

    America's government has lost the people's confidence, and that's why politicians use their power to retain their power. Our government recently passed legislation to surreptitiously spy without a court order worldwide on foreign governments because of an imminent emergency. The World may not look at America as a successful nation but as a failing one. Even though our politicians claim the American people aren't being searched, listened to, or surveilled without a court order, the truth would suggest otherwise.


    MUSIC Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard, Etienne Forget,

    Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross, Atli Orvarsson

    30 min
  • Who Owns What?

    History tells us no one owns anything forever. Nothing remains the same. You can only borrow it for a while. The Palestinian people want to reclaim what they say belongs to them. But that's unlikely unless one of two things happen: The Persian Gulf runs out of oil causing America's military to withdraw from the Middle East. Or two, a nuclear war breaks out between Iran and Israel causing serious destruction to both countries. The facts are, human beings are the most dangerous species on Earth capable of mass murder. We've never been safe, even safe from ourselves. Yeah, I predict the future.


    MUSIC Kiri Te Kanawa,Bing Crosby, Drifters,Foreigner, Maurice Jarre

    30 min
  • Political Seismic Earthquake

    America's financial preeminence is coming to a close. The Russian Federation will defeat the Ukrainian army, with President Zellenski exiled to Poland. Russia will return dominating Ukraine's internal political structure. More importantly, the European Union is going to enter into partnerships of trade, financial, military, and cultural exchange with the Russian Federation, ending America's reliance as the reserve currency in the World. Nato's alliance will be dissolved with America's military capitulating and returning home. America will be considered a failed economy.


    MUSIC Joseph Traponese, Alan Silvestri, Mark Isham

    30 min
  • Something Replaceable

    I'm a natural man, not a Democrat, nor a Republican, a Socialist, a Communist, or even an Anarchist. I know this: When something in nature is removed, it's replaced with something else. Our politicians will tell you everything is all right. In fact, they'll say things couldn't be better. But spending 18 hrs. a day looking at an electronic screen is producing unhealthy behaviour. We're being manipulated into believing consumerism and profits are the path to contentment. It's creating distortions and a future collapse.


    MUSIC Glenn Miller & Marion Hutton, Vera Lynn, Max Steiner,

    Harry James & Kitty Kallen

    30 min
  • Isn't Everybody Happy

    I make predictions by what is happening today. America's economic influence and prestige since World War II is coming to a close. We're financing two wars with a potential third on the horizon from a government that is over 34 trillion dollars in debt. If Iran now has nuclear weapons the Middle East could result in a nuclear war. Especially if the Persian Gulf is running out of oil. Europe will strengthen it's ties with the Russian Federation ending our influence there, forcing America to capitulate, bringing our military home.


    MUSIC Cliff Martinez, Harry Gregson-Williams, Liza Gerrard,

    Leonard Bernstein

    30 min

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A show about who we are and what we're going to be. It's political....It's socialogical....It's about consumerism....and it's about our future sex life....from Pieter Bruegel's paintings to 20th…