Sookie and Bill have one of those typical meet-cutes where one of you is almost beaten to death and the other commits multiple-homicide. Tangents include the made-up term “squiffler,” a childhood broken arm story, and a hard recommendation from Paul for any book written by Alexis Hall.

Content warning: HIV/AIDs stigma (around 1:40)

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Mark Wahlberg can remember all his past lives, except he can’t. Tangents include other movies like Underworld (2004), Fear (1996), and also… pickle barrels.

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Artemis finally plays his ace in the hole to escape the Time Field and survive the Bio-bomb. Tangents include Star Trek science babble, compartment syndrome of the dick, and the awesome Battle of Hogwarts movie scene.

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TROLL IN THE FOYER… thought you ought to know. Tangents include fancy weekend breakfast, the pros and cons of psychology vs. sociology, and the nonsensical censorship rules in children’s media.

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Mulch Diggums is recruited to sneak into Fowl Manor, and Holly gets her magic back. Tangents include work anxiety, gritty vampire books, and wombat cube poops.

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Gay Wizard Book Club has decided to start releasing episodes every other week.

Paul and Rae are hungover. Foaly casually stops time over the Fowl Estate. Tangents include Sigtrygg Silkbeard, the moral panic over dolphin-contaminated tuna, and a deep-dive into centaur anatomy that goes OFF THE RAILS.

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Artemis kidnaps Holly, and Root goes after her. Tangents include environmentalism, biometric security measures for centaurs, and fancy Italian leather attache cases.

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Rae and Paul dive into the first three chapters of Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer! This week's tangents: antisemitism on Star Trek: DS9, the 1990 Total Recall, and Rae *wildly* overestimates her and Paul's net worth.

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Vin Diesel gets robocopped by nanites and tricked into being a corporate assassin. Tangents include the famous Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum burglary, the scripting of a sick sky heist, the horrifyingly fragile state of our nation’s power grid.

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