Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you've ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don't know Gaylor, you don't know Swift. Hilarious comedian and very serious swiftie Jess Svendsgaard is back on the pod to explain the theory that Taylor is queer and has been giving us hints all along, in her music, on her Instagram, and also by the way she kisses women on the mouth romantically in public. Is compulsory heterosexuality making music boring? Will Jess's birds ever become friends? And will this be the episode that finally drives Alexis to insist we never do a Taylor Swift episode again? Only time can tell...