Episode 138: Straps 'n Chaps

This week we’re celebrating THREE YEARS of Gaylords of Darkness! Put on your finest leather for an anniversary grab bag episode covering Elvira, ghost law, more placenta talk, a rant against Malignant for the ages, and a double-stuffed Chopping Block tournament.

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Episode 137: Human Flesh Vessel

The Gaylords double their remedies for The Skeleton Key (2005)! Stacie and Anthony discuss millennial prestige horror, lesbian hospice nurses, Boston marriages, and restaurant pronouns before embarking on another stunningly brave edition of The Chopping Block.

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The Gaylords search for The Blackwell Ghost! Stacie & Anthony discuss this (so far) five-film found footage series, mannequin mazes, Real Sex, and placenta pâté before donning Strictly Strode™ wigs for another abysmal edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 135: Oliver Twist Hair

The Gaylords take a Mars train to Mars town for John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)! Stacie & Anthony address finger earrings, No Doubt, subtle misogyny, and Lisa Loeb’s "Dragula"—all before facing off with a Carpenter and K-pop flavored Chopping Block.

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Episode 134: Death Math

The Gaylords see a different side of Fulci with The Psychic (1977)! Stacie and Anthony celebrate psychic decorators, secretary detectives, The Real Housewives of Potomac, and being worm-free before facing The Headsthey on a brand-new installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 133: Hakuna Patata

The Gaylords take a walk with a Zombie (1979)! Stacie & Anthony get gross-out giddy over Fulci’s zombies, wife buffets, and potato shout-outs before making stunning showings on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 132: We Are the Bindle

The Gaylords take their Fulci Feelings™ to the City of the Living Dead (1980)! Stacie & Anthony talk about white people protests, that maggot scene, that intestine scene, hobo booze, and The Beverly Hillbillies before an all-new edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 131: The Heaven Problem

This week the Gaylords unleash Lucio Fulci's Demonia (1990)! Stacie & Anthony stay firmly nuzzled in their Fulci Feelings™, now with hot nun fetishes, Sexy Wigs®, Petco, the extended Farmiga family, and more.

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Episode 130: Jerky Soap Queens

The Gaylords go to The House by the Cemetery (1981)! Stacie & Anthony get Fulci Feelings™ for gross-out gore, soap ladies, and more wigs—plus some Deltapalooza, Dune, and more on another installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 129: Tree Branch Science

The Gaylords go on a Blind Date (1984), from the maestro behind .com for Murder! Stacie & Anthony discuss Kirstie Alley, fashion plates, Walkman brain implants, showtunes punks, Marina Sirtis as “Hooker,” and yes, Fear Street before yet another go at The Chopping Block.

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