Yet another research team is sent to the Jurassic Park Site B island to study the dinosaurs there, because they didn't get close enough last time. An InGen team, however, has another, more nefarious agenda that could possibly be another bad idea.

Kamala and Bruno explore the source of her newfound powers with technology that this fucken nerd Bruno just so happens to possess. It's perfect timing too. They discover just enough at just the right time for her to survive a perilous adventure. They should also hunnit puhsint be a couple. Apparently we ship Bruno...or something.

Kamala is a superhero fangirl with an imagination, particularly when it comes to Captain Marvel; Kamala's kind of like every other teenager and feels she doesn't fit in at school or at home, but that all changes when she conveniently gets superpowers like the heroes she's looked up to.

A pragmatic paleontologist who absolutely loves progress, his archeology partner that he'll never admits he loves, and a chaostician or whatever who makes a better thriller pose than Michael Jackson could ever hope for all tour an almost complete (keyword: "almost") theme park on an island in Central America is tasked with protecting a couple of kids who won't shut the fuck up after a power failure causes the park's cloned dinosaurs to run loose even though they "spared no expense".

When the timid and stuttering and almost definite virgin creator of a virtual reality called the OASIS dies, he pulls a Tupac and makes a posthumous challenge to all the fucken nerds that use the OASIS to find his Deez Eggz, which will give the finder his fortune, control of his world and probably a shit load of strange.

Stranded in 1955 because he couldn't do one simple thing, Marty McFly learns about the death of Doc Brown in 1885 and must travel back in time to save him even though everyone and their hot mom in high-school knows it's a bad idea. With no fuel or cocaine readily available for the DeLorean, the two must figure how to escape the Old West before Emmett is murdered by a dude who spits more than he talks. Jennifer wakes up on her front porch and is incredibly (and rightfully) confused.

Marc & Steven allow shared usage and 50/50 custody of Moon Knight and they must work together with Khonshu to stop Ammit the giant ass alligator. A post credit scene reveals there might be someone a little more daddy than with Marc or Steven.

Vowing to work together to both be "daddy", Marc & Steven wander through the eternal sunshine of their spotless minds to find their truth before they turn into sand statues. There's, like, some chaos and some crying and some revelation and a sacrifice and a boring ass field of weeds that's supposed to be heaven.

After a fucked up trip to 2015 because he couldn't just make a change in the present to protect his future, Marty McFly must once again visit 1955 to prevent disastrous changes to 1985, but he can't bump into his other self, and he has to wear a fedora the entire time.

Marty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student with an irrational fear of drowning at any moment, is accidentally sent thirty years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the eccentric scientist Doc Brown who he hangs out with some reason. Although the DeLorean is heavily featured, there is zero mention or use of cocaine, but there is minor incest.