Geek Fights

Who's your Daddy? We are! It's father's day and Geek Fights celebrates with Best Dad! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz and a panel of daddys: Juan Patino, John Whelan and Chris Mitchell as they choose the top dog of powerful patriarchs. Can Pa Kent go hi-didly-ho on Ned Flanders. Is Darth Vader the dad we are looking for? Will Vito Corleone make Batman an offer he cant refuse. Will Bill Adama send Clark Griswold on a permanent vacation? These papa's don't preach, they FIGHT!

We begin year two with the biggest, baddest episode yet. We revisit our first and most popular topic, but with a twist! It's Star Trek vs. Star Wars Showdown! Its our first ever seven man geek fight and it's an all-star cast with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend, Chuck Farrell, Jerad Formby and Michael Felsher. The best of Trek square off (Kirk, Sisko, Worf, the Horta (seriously?) and Giant Spock (who is he?). Then it's the Wars characters turn (Darth Vader, Yoda, R2D2, Attichitcuk (Chewie's dad?) and Lobot (oh come on) The Star Trek victor battles the Star Wars champion in the epic final round. And don't think for a second you know how this one turns out.

They make you mad, they make you want to scream, they make you want to rip your hair out. No we aren't talking about this weeks panel, we are talking about THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jason Thompson, Seth, Barker and Lauren Becker as they pit the irritating against the asinine. Can Deanna Troi sense a victory, or will Hawkman fly away with a win. Lenny Luthor damn near killed Superman (the franchise at least) but can be beat Jar Jar Binks, who almost killed Star wars? Can Ace Ventura find victory against Scrappy Do. Will Anakin Skywalker devour the Brownies? Or will Michael Scott pound a Short Round. That's what she said.

Karin. Robots. Aliens. Janet. TEXAS!!! The show notes will be here later this is just filler...unless it isn't!

Oh my god, fer sure fer sure, grab your leg warmers and skinny ties and hop in the Delorian or phone booth of your choice and head back to Reagan America with Damon Shaw,  Mike Ortiz, Tess Craft, Chuck Farrell and Pete Lucas in BEST 80'S COMEDY! Can This Is Spinal Tap beat The Blues Brothers in a battle of the bands. Will Tootsie make Ferris Bueller take a National Lampoon's Vacation? Will Stripes wage war on Caddyshack? Or will Ghostbusters cross the streams? Is anyones Schwartz as big as Spaceballs? Will Back to the Future give Bill & Ted's a Horrible Adventure?

Oh my god, fer sure fer sure, grab your leg warmers and skinny ties and hop in the Delorian or phone booth of your choice and head back to Reagan America with Damon Shaw,  Mike Ortiz, Tess Craft, Chuck Farrell and Pete Lucas in BEST 80'S COMEDY! Can This Is Spinal Tap beat The Blues Brothers in a battle of the bands. Will Tootsie make Ferris Bueller take a National Lampoon's Vacation? Will Stripes wage war on Caddyshack? Or will Ghostbusters cross the streams? Is anyones Schwartz as big as Spaceballs? Will Back to the Future give Bill & Ted's a Horrible Adventure?

It's a new kind of episode with BEST OF STAR WARS, its character vs quote vs costume vs scene vs music vs whatever. A mish mash of Star Wars things all against each other, and only Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Charity Wood, Bret Black and Juan Patino can successfully navigate this asteroid field (the odds are 3720 to 1 you know). Will the Imperial March march all over Ewoks?  Will Star Tours take Yoda for a ride?  Will the Millenium Falcon run the Geek Fights Run in less than 12 parsecs?  Will Greedo shoots first shoot first against Han shoots first? Oh and Slave Leia. That's all just Slave Leia.

It's one for the Whedonites! Join Jerad Formby, Kathy Lehman, Jill Valuet, Melvin Ladera and Paul Storrie (with a little help from Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz) as they plunge through pithy dialogue, ass kicking women and pop culture references with the BEST WHEDON CHARACTER. Firefly got no love in Best Spaceship, can Captain Mal reverse things and pound Captain Hammer?  Can Willow work her wild witchery for the win (didn't we use that line before? I don't know, do you think writing this stuff is easy?) Can Echo assume the identity of a winner?  The Whedonverse began with Buffy, will the fight end with her?

In honor of those who brought us into this world, we celebrate Mother's Day with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Karin, Jerad Formby and Michael Felsher as they discuss the BEST MOM! Is Joan Crawford the dearest mommy or will Norma Bates go psycho on her. Did Martha Kent raise a better hero than Aunt May? Is Ellen Ripley beat the Alien Queen once, can she do it again?  Marge Simpson can handle Bart & Lisa, but is she Mom enough to vanquish...Mom?

It's Thursday, so it's Thor's day! We saw Thor. This is what we thought. And there are SPOILERS, but not a lot. except for the end.

IT'S URU HAMMER TIME!!