Geek Fights

Grab your controllers it's time to join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz,  Jason Grade, Nate Fisher, Jerad Formby in BEST VIDEO GAME. The love ranges from 8 bit to 64. Can Pac Man gobble up Ico?  Will Mortal Kombat pull a finishing move on Tomb Raider. Grand theft Auto can beat up a hooker, but can it drive to the finish line?  Can Pong's moving rectangles out maneuver Tetris' moving rectangles?  And Gauntlet needs votes, badly!

BIG TRIANGLES FOR THE WIN!

Oh and if you are looking for the Damon/Weasley twins slash fiction, just click the THE DANGERS OF BUTTERBEER link under pages, just look to your left!

Its time for flying kicks and Earth-shattering punches, bad lip-synching and killer sound effects. Yes it's time for the BEST MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz,  Juan Patino, Pete Lucas and Tom Zambeck as they  find out if The Karate Kid can sweep the leg of Shaolin Soccer. Will Bloodsport be fisted by Fists of Fury or Fists of Legend. Good Guys may Wear Black but do they wear win? Can The Drunken Master stumble to victory. Is the Last Dragon a better dragon than Enter the Dragon. Or Return of the Dragon. Or Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Or Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story. Or Dragon Tiger Gate. Man, that's a whole lotta dragons.

Sho NUFF!!

It's time for everyone's favorite boy wizard as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Janet Nowell,  Jill Valuet, and Karin discuss the BEST HARRY POTTER CHARACTER. Will one of the Weasly's wield their wizardly wonders for a win? Can Sirius Black be serious about a victory? Will Hagrid squash Dobby? Can  Luna Lovegood outcrazy Beatrix Lestrange. Is Severus Snape a better villain than Lord Voldemort, or a better hero than Harry Potter, If Dumbeldore dons the Sorting Hat, we he be assigned a win?

And there's lots of slash fiction talk too...

Man we love the cartoons here at Geek Fights,and that's why Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Greg Trahan and Juan Patino tackle the BEST ANIMATED TV SHOW. Is King of the Hill, the king of the hill? Will South Park die like Kenny? Does Futurama have a future, or did the Jetsons steal it? Knowing may be half the battle, but is the other half victory for GI Joe? Can the Transformers transform into winners? He-Man may have the power of Grayskull, but does he have the power of Geek Fights? Can anyone stop the great Cornhilio, heh heh, heh heh heh heh.

It's time for another classic geek question, and Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Brian Townsend and John Champion are just the geeks to answer it. Listen in as they decide the BEST SCI-FI MOVIE!   Will Will Blade Runner run away with the win, or will Logan's Run outrun it? Is Forbidden Planet A better world than Planet of the Apes?  Soylent Green is people but is it tasty enough to win? And since it's Geek Fights, there's Star Trek and Star Wars too.

It's time for the fantastic fight of the four-legged furry friends. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Chad Derdowski, and A.J. Sinke as they discuss the BEST PET! Is Scooby Doo a Scooby don't? Is Krypto more Super than Beppo? Can Silver go HI HO on Lassie? Will Benji make Dino extinct? This one will make you sit up and beg...for more (or for it to end)!

This time around we have a new kind of fight. Its the MARVEL COMICS SHOWDOWN, where we pit characters against each other in actual physical combat (all geek logic rules still apply). Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jason Thompson,  Kirky Wade and Josh Van Valkenburg as they decide which Marvel Comics character can beat down the rest. Is a win possible for the Impossible Man? Can Iron Man's red and gold, beat Dr. Doom's green and gray? Can Hawkeye hit a Bullseye? Can Stan Lee beat up Aunt May? Will Wolverine ever win a Geek Fight? Ever? Listen and find out.

Geek Fights rings in the new year with our awesomely amazing animation apocalypse! Its one of our old-fashioned straight up vs. episode as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Victor Poynter, Chuck Farrell and Pete Lucas debate DISNEY CARTOONS VS WARNER CARTOONS (Yeah we know, it was supposed to be Best Jump The Shark Moment, but that didn't quite work out, so instead we tackle one of the great Geek rivalries) Can Road Runner outrun Dash? Is Donald or Daffy the definitive duck? Will Walt Disney's frozen head rise up and just buy us out (PLEASE!!! we're cheap!) to decide it all?

Twas the night before xmas, and all thru the geek fights

Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Tess Craft and Kathy Lehman were fighting, on this cold winter's night.

The topic was Best Holiday Special or Movie, so break out the Geek Logic It's time to get groovy!

Christmas Story, Rudolph, Frosty or Grinch? Or would Die Hard or Star Wars Do in a pinch

Charlie Brown,  Hebrew Hammer Or Christmas Vacation? Will Scrooged cancel their Christmas Without hesitation?

We thank you for listening, It's been a delight. So Happy Holidays to all, Keep fighting the geek fight

See You next year!

Wow, Trek geeks can really talk! This is it, the conclusion to our most intense fight ever. Nine geeks, one fight! Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Chris Wood, Paul Storrie, Barry Ingram, Darren Benjamin,  Jerad Formby, Michael Felsher, and special guest Dayton Ward reunite for the final showdown between The Inner Light and In The Pale Moonlight for the title BEST STAR TREK EPISODE! There is passion and pathos, conflict and comedy, inspiration and exaltation, everything that makes Star Trek great!