Geek Fights

There are surprises aplenty as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz,  Chris Wood, Jerad Formby and Michael Felsher continue the human adventure with the Omega bracket in the epic BEST OF STAR TREK, our biggest (and by biggest we mean longest) episode yet! Is the Best of Both Worlds, the best on our show? Can the Corbomite Manuever bluff For The Uniform? Is Shuttlepod One, a shuttlepod win? Will Death Wish die off?  Is Mirror, Mirror a better reflection than In A Mirror, Darkly? This one is full of surprises and a little bitterness...

But it's not over yet! We have our finalists, stay tuned, for the epic, all the marbles, galaxy-spanning finale in just two days!

The wait is over! Join us as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Darren Benjamin, Barry Ingram and Paul Storrie boldly go where no Geek Fight has gone before, in the first part of THE BEST STAR TREK EPISODE. Can Measure of a Man measure up to Amok Time? Is The Trouble With Tribbles more tribbleriffic than Trials and Tribblaetions? Can Dead Stop stop Ship in a Bottle? Can Statistical Probabilities beat the odds, or Is Yesterday's Enterprise todays winner? Find out who makes it to the finals, then tune in Next week for the second part and the finale!

Its our 25th episode extravaganza! First up, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Michael Felsher and John Champion discuss THE BEST SCORE! Will Jaws take a bite out of the Godfather? Can Psycho hack up Superman in the shower? Can Blade Runner, run off with a win? and if its a Geek Fight Star Wars and Star Trek have to be in there. Can John Williams beat...John Williams, or ... John WIlliams? Its a short fight, but it's a doozy!

Then once the fighting's done, Mike and Damon give you a look at the secret origin of Geek Fights, with a peek behind the scenes, a little history of the show and some of our favorite moments on and off the air. There's also a quick interview with one of the Legion of Geeks, Janet Nowell. It's a very special (and self indulgent) episode of Geek Fights.

We've got an odd topic this time around as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Michael Felsher, and Josh Van Valkenburg discuss the BEST SCHWARZENEGGER QUOTE.  Can "get down", get down? Will "I'll be back" be back? "It's not a tumor", but is is a winner? It's a strange one folks, filled with thick Austrian accents, sociopathic fantasies, mangled dialogue, mean spirited insults, bad jokes and lamination. And that's just from the panel! So come with us if you want to laugh!

This week, we celebrate three decades of classic movie dialogue with BEST SCHWARZENEGGER QUOTE.  From Pumping Iron to The 6th Day, we pick the best, and you can too with our weekly brackets!

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Take a trip with us to the wonderful town of Springfield in the BEST SIMPSONS SUPPORTING CHARACTER. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Chuck Farrell and Walt Tarrow as they size up the locals to see who's best.  Will we choo-choo-choose Ralph Wiggums? Will Scratchy finally beat Itchy? Mr. Burns stole candy from a baby, can he steal victory? Can Lenny beat Carl?  And which one is which? Will Frank Grimes finally catch a break? Who the hell is Dr. Wolfe anyway? Will Disco Stu dance away with a win, or will the Comic Book Guy think this is our"worst episode ever"

Thank you come again.

Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, Rob Worley and Chad Derdowski make you a podcast you can't refuse with BEST CRIME BOSS. Who is the overlord of the underworld? Can Tony Montana's little friend leave Tony Soprano singing soprano? Michael Corleone offed his brother, but can he whack his father, Vito? Is there victory in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase? Will Jabba the Hut stick Grendel in a metal bikini? Is Al Capone untouchable or will Kaiser Soze walk away with a win? We drop dime and rat them out.

Special thanks to the Computer King the Super Villain of Podcasting for the idea!

Who's the tops in tights on the tiny tube? Find out as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Storrie, Victor Poynter and James Denton from Geek Speak Podcast, discuss the BEST LIVE ACTION SUPERHERO/COMIC BOOK TV SHOW. (Okay, most TVs aren't tiny anymore, and almost none have tubes, and while we are at it a lot of the shows on the list don't have tights, but I don't care, I'll pick alliteration over accuracy every time) Will Smallville be the big gun? Is Manimal too minimal? Will Hulk smash, or will Wonder Woman deflect him with her ...bracelets? Will we pick the Tick and leave Kyle XY asking why? You'll be asking why if you don't listen!

It's our first ever double header, with TWO, count em' TWO  Geek Fights in one episode! Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz are joined in the first half by  Juan Patino, Barry Ingram, and Pete Lucas to debate THE BEST DEATH OF ALL TIME. In the second half Drunk Karin, Brian Townsend, and Jason Grade join us for THE BEST RESURRECTION OF ALL TIME. Who bites it best, Old Yeller? Superman? Dumbledore? Who rises without being chased as a zombie? Dr. Who? Kenny, Spock? And most importantly, Who is drunker Juan or Karin?

Just in time for Halloween, we bring you our most spooktacular episode to date ( it is a little know fact that all entertainment programming must use the term spooktacular at least once, to be in compliance with the Cliche Act of 1986 ) Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Jerad Formby and Tess Craft as they tackle the SCARIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Is It, it? Will the Shining shine? Will the Exorcist puke on all of them? And who put ET in the list, its a Spielberg movie, dammit, they're all happy and fun. (Well except for Jaws, that's on the list, that's scary stuff. And Close Encounters was scary, but that's not on the list. Okay never mind).  So sit back and listen, you may piss yourself.