Geekspective

Mayor Bearnard confronts the party and battle ensues!

Dave shares a romance novel. They discuss the movie Annihilation [SPOULERS!]. Amber runs across a horrifying type fungus.

Uh-oh! The mysteries of this dinner party are starting to unravel, and they're even stranger than The Night Snails thought they would be. Tune in this week to hear a rousing game of "Never Have I Ever", a desperate bathroom brawl, and a stealing spree for the ages!

The party locates the Blue Lady and try to convince the Bee Happy Apiary that something is not quite right with Mayor Bearnard. They try to keep Scoot calm...for as long as they can.

Dave and Amber are exhausted and grumpy. They set the record straight about NASA. Spoiler alert: they don't actually.

Pellets of Wisdom: Cowboy Cookies > All Other Cookies

It's a party!  A very fancy dinner party.  And the Night Snails are invited!  Or, rather, they've found a way to invite themselves without arousing too much suspicion.  But there's something... strange about this particular party and its guests.  Will the Snails make new friends, or run into old enemies?  Will they get to the bottom of this strangeness?  And where the heck is that Crystal of Kaze?  Tune in to find out!

Deciding that they will help the Rapid Claw Kin out, the party and Scoot head to town to find the Blue Lady. Babou and Scoot sing a duet to raise everyone's spirits. Disguises are purchased and the 7th annual Bluebell festival begins!

The Maverick consumes Amber's iPhone 6. Dave gains confidence from a chainsaw burn. They discuss crimes that would give you jail cred. PSA: Don't do a crime. Content warning: Some slight discussions about personal injuries.

The Night Snails are doing the dirty work of the Vanguard of Light, but sometimes you have to work with your enemy to ensure you don't get... well, you don't all get killed. Using the Crystal of Kaze, the Snails are able to hunt down the missing artifact, but it's a wild (and kind of weird) chase, leading to a very unlikely final location...

The party meets Scoot, the leader of the Rapid Claw Kin and brother of Bearnard aka Rolly. They share a "J" aka a jar of honey and learn about the Bluefield and Rapid Claw agreement. Suspicions are confirmed; something smells fishy and it isn't Babou this time.