Amber lines her soul with a Cowboy Cookie. Dave shares a dark secret. Content warning: Some slight discussions that borderline body horror re: Phineas Gage. Pellets of Wisdom: They Give Real Advice?

Ends up killing a bunch of guards can have major consequences! The Vanguard of Light is officially at war with the Night Snails, and it's a war that our criminal heroes very well may lose. Will the Snails try to make peace, or go to the mattresses with The Law? And what the heck is up with that crazy crystal Bug was running around with? Find out in this exciting episode of Tales from Mauxferry!

Jake and Arthur write in their journals. A time for reminiscing is had. The group lures a baby bear out of Tea-riffic and into the woods.

Dave wants to sell snake oil. Amber cries tears of joy. They are terrible at ending an episode. Pellets of Wisdom: Don't Choke.

Hohoooo boy.  The last score did NOT go as planned, and now there are a bunch of dead guards, a wagon full of vampire corpses, and some very traumatized Night Snails out in the open.  Can De'Marko and Vezz rally the rest of the Snails and get out of there before the Vanguard of Light arrive?  Will Bug be able to mentally recover from accidentally killing his girlfriend?  This and many more questions answered... now!

The gang distrusts Mayor Bearnard and decide to sneak into his root cellar (again!) to gather evidence and expose his crimes.

Amber shares what she did for her 30th birthday. Dave has the heart of a 72 year old man. They talk picture books and weird eats.

Pellets of Wisdom: Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime

Sometimes simple missions go awry - sometimes they go REALLY awry.  The Night Snails did their due diligence and did as much intelligence as they could, but once you're in the field, things get crazy.  Can they escort their wagon filled with vampires past several paladin-filled checkpoints?  And will Bug use his magical artifact on De'Marko's childhood friend (and now police guard) Grace?  Many questions and many answers in this episode of Tales from Mauxferry!

Jake returns a broken trolley. Babou thinks of bears. Arthur presses Mayor Bearnard for information. Colleen kind of breaks and enters the Mayor’s root cellar.

In what is probably the most NSFW episode yet, Amber prepares for a vegan brunch experience. Dave learns about Chuck Tingle. They make up (not so great) double entendre names for beach houses. Pellets of Wisdom: Lucky Pete is haunted.