The Night Snails have what seems to be a seemingly simple escort mission, but nothing is ever simple when vampires are involved! A score like this will take intricate planning and detailed preparation, and the Night Snails are great at that! Right?

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Right?

Jake and Babou assist the Windy Ranch. Colleen scouts the perimeter of town. Arthur looks for the mayor.

Dave thinks the internet is cool and Googles at least 4-5 times a day. Amber berates Dave for not knowing how to segue and gets high off a smoothie. They discuss ridiculous names and what kinds of professions get the most hugs.

Pellets of Wisdom: Aim for the Stars, Bertie.

With possible gang wars being incited, police stations being visited, pet badgers being gambled for, and possible brothel houses shopped for, this is possibly the most exciting Downtime to date! Listen in to this episode of Tales of Mauxferry to learn how this Time goes Down!

The party assists in festival set up, approaches a mysterious figure, and experiences an egg drop! Oh and there is XP to be had!

Dave wants to be the wheelman. Amber meets a lot of NPCs in the real world. They discuss how to get rid of unwanted deer legs.

Pellets of Wisdom: Sawyer’s Mom Keeps Forgetting His Name.

The Night Snails have just taken down one of their biggest foes to date - but they did it in enemy territory and EXTREMELY loudly. Not to mention that that foe swallowed two of them before they killed it! How will Vezz, Tombs, De'Marko, and Iora get out of this one? And will they be able to do the job before getting caught? Tune in to find out!

Arthur makes some introductions. Babou sucks some eggs. Jake bakes some pies. Colleen gives some advice.

Amber shares a moon pie. Dave hates styrofoam. They build a top 5 fruit list and stick it to the man!

Tombs has made his bones, so it's time for a proper score with the New Night Snails (tm). When a goblin comes a-knocking with a classic debt collector job, the Snails find themselves doing some breaking and entering and smashing. Will they betray their employer in the pursuit of more coin? Will they make new friends and new enemies? Will they screw it up somehow and only make new enemies? Listen in to find out!