Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if everyone had a butthole hymen? We think so, and we talk about our dream for this utopia exstensively in this episode. Ava talks about filming some transgirl vomit porn and her newfound confidence resulting from that experience. Ava also talks about exploring Reddit and posting a picture in the subredit r/transpassing where she got way more attention than she thought she would. We decided that Gender Fluids is the lube of the slippery slope everyone is so worried about. Let us help you slip down that slope. The Fetish of the Week is discovering breast cancer lumps and is brought to you by the wonderful mind of Arielle. Arielle also ends the episode with talking about her belief that being uber rich turns you into a disguisting kid fucker.

This is an interesting one y'all. Arielle was four hours late to record and on the tail end of a mushroom trip. Arielle talks about her trip and how it helped her finally go topless in public, Ava talks about the term used for rubbing two dicks together (frotting) and wanted Arielle to help her come up with better word, if you're interested in sponsoring the podcast and you make vegan products that taste like human flesh please hit us up (bring back Hufu!), Ava is hosting her first orgy and bought an orgy appropriate couch while with her mom, Ava talks briefly about the porno she is going to film where someone will get fucked with a horse dildo, and the Fetish of the Week is goats!

Arielle overheard a sex worker on the streets of Montrose in Houston say her hourly rate for a blowjob was $30 and Arielle can't believe the price is so low, a scene in Tales of the City inspired Arielle to ask Ava how she feels about past pictures of her boy-self, Ava gives a shoutout to MasterCard and PornHub for being moderately decent in how they displayed corporate Pride, somehow universal healthcare comes up in the middle of the corporate Pride discussion, and the Fetish of the Week is first times (AKA virginity)!

Recorded live at The Secret Group in Houston, Texas.

Being in a poly relationship takes on a new dimension when Ava starts to date a cool new transgirl, Ava talks about a shitty experience she had surrounding a Pride month "celebration" at work, meme maketh the transgirl and Arielle decides she wants to get more into memes, shoes don't belong in bed or sex unless you are standing, and the fetish of the week is the Make a Deathwish Foundation!

Ava can't get people pregnant any more, Arielle and Ava talk about how the idea of getting a person pregnant is super hot, both Ava and Arielle are on acid (LSD for you squares) and ramble on about acid thoughts while you get a glimpse into the recording process surrounding recording ads, and the Fetish of the Week is Conjoined Twins!

Should Ava really be calling herself Ava or is Austin a better fit? At a show Arielle was asked if it is ever wrong to call someone they/them, and we discuss that. Would you believe it if Ava told you she grew in a small Texas town where people prayed to Daddy God? We didn't nail any of the Fetish of the Week segments we tried to record so you get to hear our three attempts. Get ready for baby head dildos, sewn scrotal sac vulvas not attached to a transwoman, and assasination. Also, if you're in Houston we will be doing a live Gender Fluids show at The Secret Group on June 29th at 10PM. Tickets are $5 and can be purchases on The Secret Group's website. We will also both be doing standup the night before (June 28th) for The Healiners Series. The show starts at 10PM, is $5, and those tickets can also be purchased on The Secret Group's website.

It's been a little over two weeks since Ava and Arielle sat down to talk, and good golly did they both need it. Ava talks about how she still hasn't had sex since her best friend died, Arielle talks though her thoughts on if she should try pretending to be a baby with its mother in a sexual context as a mean of catharsis for her mommy issues....to fill her mommy hole if you will, Ava's boobs keep getting bigger and bigger and she loves using them to keep children from swimming near her while out at the greenbelt, Ava and Arielle talk about how the Gender Fluids official Denial Fiend is doing so well and their adventures getting used to being doms, and the Fetish of the Week is homophobia!

What started as Ava trying to tell a story about getting her trans titties sucked on by her partner devolves into a series of tangents surrounding titties. We really try to stay on topic, but sometimes it just doesn't happen. Please forgive our drug addled brains. After all the titty stuff Persephone Darner stops by to talk about tickling, and actually manages to make tickleing sound appealing. We had such a nice time talking with Persephone and highly recommend you check out the tickling subreddit if you're interested in getting involved with the scene. As always your hosts are Ava Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman.

Ava talks about her best friend dying recently, Arielle talks about Mormons and her mother's beliefs, we get excited about our new denial fiend, and the fetish of the week is Ghosts....kind of.