Gender Fluids

Sisyphean subs are a wonderful thing please let us shit into a toilet as you clean it, a guy at the fest told Ava he didn't know if she was a boy or a girl but he still thought she was beautiful, intermittent fasting is just anorexia for cis men and people who are too afraid to say they are anorexic, trans people in sports is still an issue and we found a solution so everyone can stop arguing, a pastor died trying to beat Jesus' 40 day fast and that's hilarilous, gender neutral pronouns come of because of course they do, there are Anne Frank inspired CBD tampons, a school didn't know if a young transgender girl should be sheltered with the boys or the girls during an active shooter drill, if you watch anime you've thought about having sex with 14 year olds at least once, and the Fetish of the Week is FUCK THE POLICE.

Everybody needs to be roasted and we're here to roast the queer community....starting with y'all's trans/gay pride tattoos, we got nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chonicle's Best of Austin awards so please go vote for us, in a rare candid moment we talk for a while about what it is like to do Gender Fluids and why we do the podcast, Ava wants transgirls everywhere to know they don't need tape to tuck and also that she loves/admires transgirls who don't tuck, Arielle talks about an uncomfortable and unfortunate encounter she had with a man after a show, and the Fetish of the Week is parent sex.

Ava almost shits herself on the way home from work, Sam Smith uses They/Them now which leads into several discussion (and accidental mispronounings) of gender neutral pronouns, a listener tagged us in a video on Twitter of a dude getting his pensis nailed to a piece of wood, women in the alt-right are getting angry at the men for the way they are being treated and we think that is hilarious, and the Fetish of the Week is genital piercing.

Arielle talks about a little kid at a show being attracted to her, Ava gives a PSA about trans women needing to continue using their dicks to help them obtain less painful erections, Ava and Arielle discuss access to hormones and debate if/how hormones should be regulated, Catholic offiicials' clothing color is definitely a type of code they use to let each other know what kind of kids they like to fuck, and the Fetish of the Week is autogynephilia!

Arielle is trying out freebleeding underwear. That leads into a discussion on diapers, which naturally moves into the ageplay territory. Ageplay is talked about for A GOOD WHILE. After that Ava talks about how she never imagined dating only trans women would be possible. Things wrap up with some lesbian café instituting a "man tax" in the lamest possible way.

Recorded live at the Midwest Queer Comedy Fest.

Ava had sex with a girl that Arielle had been having threesomes with and Arielle was not happy about it, and Arielle has a plan to fix what she sees as the root of her unhappiness with the encounter. Ava had surgery for her broken bones and it is making her reconsider having bottom surger. Leaky is one of Ava's new favorite words in the trans lexicon she is slowly building. Arielle and Ava talk about the continued inclusion of the words "tranny" and "shemale" in porn titles. Arielle talks about the man with the biggest dick in the world. A conversation about dick size ensues. The Fetish of the Week is Orgasm Games!

Ava's new girlfriend isn't punk and that makes Ava believe transness is more primary to being than previously before, pedohiles are everywhere and Arielle has an idea why, Ava sent pics of her asshole to a fake person online, and the Fetish of the Week is Crying!

This ep was recorded in two parts over the couse of a week. The first half was recorded a day after Ava was in a motorcycle accident and was just starting to take a buncg of painkillers. The second Part was recorded a week laterwhen she was finally off the pills and able to function. Arielle talks about finally having what felt like her first real threesome and all the wonderful feelings associated with the experience. Ava had too much freetime to be chill while online flirting. Eight kittens licking a dick in a gloryhole can't be wrong. The rich are rubberbanding soft puppies together to fuck them. Ava tried to cut her dick off with rubberbands once. The Fetish of the Week is sacrifice!

Ava has been flirting with another transgirl online and she is surprised by how much she feels like herself doing it, Ava also got bangs and Arielle didn't have the best reaction to them, Arielle talks about her relationship with feminitity, and the Fetish of the Week is predicament porn!