Gender Fluids

We're pro Coronavirus. Let's kill these old people. Do we really need everyone that's 75+? Nah, we don't. Also tacked onto the end of the special is Ava talking about a BDSM experience she had that got cut from the last episode.

The Mormons have new rules on trans people so we talk about that a bunch. You should be able to either give your baby a partial birth abortion or put it in a vegetative state, and then use it as a dildo, if that is what you want. It's your right as an American. The Fetish of the Week is serial killers.

Ava spilled hot coffee on herself but thankfully her masochistic side loved the pain, Pete Buttigieg hired a child actor to ask him how to come out as gay and they both looked super dumb, Arielle and The Girl share a diva cup, Ava talks about her history with butt chugging, we Bisexual Lesbians and Lesbian Lesbians are fighting over the term Bisexual Lesbian and we think they all sound like fags and are wasting their time fighting, and the Fetish of the Week is fighting!

Bring back "no homo". It was perfect and never should have gone away. We hosted Lez Prom and had a blast. It was a really special lesbian/queer girl space and we think more like it should exist. Arielle talks about being a necrophilia service bottom. Sims 5 has some intersting options for selecting/defining your gender. We aren't sure why people date men because most of them fucking suck. The Fetish of the Week is getting oral from someone with mouth cancer!

Look each other in the eyes while you pee. Wipe you ass how you want.  It will make you stronger. Ava is going to get bottom surgery and is stokes about the pragmatic benefits. Being Frozen and the movie Frozen are pretty (ironically) hot.

Ava and her dad have a beautiful intimate moment, Arielle finds the perfect pronouns, Funimation pull a show about interspecies love or something like that, a sweatshirt has an odd message about raising your daughters to be men, and the Fetish of the Week is spit!

Arielle identifies as a pedaficionado which means she love listening to podcasts and watching documentaries about pedophiles, Michael Jackson may have been the King of Pop to some people but to Arielle he is the King of Pedophiles, Ava has a plan to help help pedophiles by creating methadone-type clinics for pedophiles that are staffed by developing transgirls, Arielle talked to Leslie Jordan at a comedy festival and turns out he has a baptism fetish, women shouldn't be allowed to baptise people because nobody wants to see a hard dick in wet church trousers, a racist Trump supporting furry got banned from a furry convention and spends way too much time making high quality racist fursuits, ecosexual is a thing and it's cool but it isn't cool if you call yourself an ecosexual, we talk about partnering with NobEssence who makes badass wooden sex toys, most people are fucking dumb and boring and basic and we can totally tell just by looking at what folks put on their Tinder profiles, the Fetish of the Week is adult breastfeeding!

If you're new to the podcast you'll want to check this episode out to get a sense of what we're all about, and be informed of some content warnings that apply to every episode this season. Welcome to Season 3!

After a show in Houston a girl told Ava she had nice tits, so we decided to talk about objectification. Dumbass people don't want drag queens reading stories to children, which is going to make it harder for us to raise children to join our queer army. The Fetish of the Week is baptisms! Also we changed our patreon and stuff.

This in an interesting one, y'all. It's a good one, but the vibes are very different from usual. Ava talks about self harm and cutting for about 15 minutes. Then Arielle tells a story about a drunk heckler she encountered on the road for about 20 minutes. We wrap things up with talking about eating poop again.