Gender Fluids

A trans woman tweeted about a comment Ava made on stage four years ago when she was only 3-4 months into doing comedy. The tweet got a bit of traction so we decided to talk about it. This isn't our normal type of episode. It's earnest, and pretty much void of any joke making. Give it a listen if you want.

After a recent visit to a strip club Ava decides she is now to much of a bottom to enjoy them, people eat poop and we think that is dandy but also omg we couldn't handle it, if you're gay you should be able to have sex with your cousin, we try to figure out if having sex with cousins is even THAT bad, your relationships aren't complicated so stop saying they are, we talk about what transcum and recugender mean and why that are both dumb as fuuuuuuck.

Boys say they talk about their dicks on stage during standup a lot but they really don't, transgirl dicks should be the new smelly genital not vaginas, all genitals smell and thats fuckin awesome, remember when metrosexual was a thing cuz that was wild, queer people are everywhere but having the time to become aware of your queerness requires money, size queen means you like big dicks or big whatever not that you genitals are the size of a queen matress, and The Fetish of the Week is trash!

Amy Miller is our guest on the pod this week. We talk about monogomous relationships, well intended questions, inconsiderate comedy fans, dick pics, dick sizes, how you can tell who has a big dick, sucking dick, people trying picking the worst conversation topics, having to educate male comics, being the spokesperson for a whole group of people, annoying comedy fans, & the Fetish of the Week is squirting!

Tune in next week for a full explination of the TERF ideology. Sorry for the short episode this week y'all. We were zonked from performing at the Come and Take It Comedy Festival in Houston. In this episode we talk about boob 69ing, dogs being able to give concent, people dying and gettting injured at gender reaveal parties, and Ava getting banned from Facebook for saying "Fuck TERFs". By the way, fuck TERFs and anyone that thinks that word is a slur. TERFs are wastes of space.

Having a wet mouth is important, apparently some people are tanning their buttholes which makes us want to start a custom butthole modification business, buttholes are the widow to the soul, did you know big dick reveal parties are real because they are, furries are more and more public acceptance and we think that is rad, a listener sent us a pic of this cute lady dressed as an opossum and we want to get into it, there are cute transboy lions now and we are here for the Transboy Pride, and the Fetish of the Week is Opossum Play.

Ava and Arielle get high and ramble about random fetishes, Arielle talks about her relationship with her boobs getting better, some guys have boobs and thats perfectly ok, Ava's balls are finally starting to shrink, Arielle has no idea what's going on in her vagina, Arielle wonders what actually goes on in a rub-n-tug situation, Transmen and autogynophilic dudes need to partner up.

Arielle calls in from out on the road to talk about how she has been masturbating a lot while on tour. She things the way she has been masturbating since she was little might be responsible for her chronic back pain. The Fetish of the Week is customer service abuse, and in the middle of talking about that fetish Ava and Arielle take a detour through the ins and outs of roleplay.

Ava switched from estrogen pills to shots and took some inspiration from Rose Montoya in how to administer the shots, there is lots of talk about poop and anal and Ava reveals that she recently went ass to mouth for the first time, Arielle wants to only picture Daddy God when she uses men in her fantasies, Arielle tells Ava about sneaking around to try on The Girl's underwear, Arielle talks about how she thinks we all need to embrace being faggots, Ava talks about National Coming Out Day and her calling the listeners and followers on instagram faggots, and the Fetish of the Week is baby mills!

A guy in Indiana died and they found a bunch of aborted fetuses in his house, Ava had a threesome where she sat on a girls face and had her first external anal orgams from getting her ass eaten, balls suck and are painful to have and sucking on them makes no sense, Ava broke up with her girlfriend so the Fetish of the Week is breakups!