In which Rachel gets tased, Ax gets shot, and Jake morphs into a battering ram. 

Why is Fenestre more capable of fending off the Animorphs than the US military or even Visser 3 himself? Is Jake's failure to delegate tasks his fatal flaw? Just how many butt slaps are there in sports nowadays? What type of video game makes most sense for an Animorphs adaptation: a visual novel, a Telltale game? Would Marco be a Fortnite kid, flossing his way to Fenestre? What generic office title would be most appropriate for each Animorph?  And does Marco really hate Tobias, or is he just jealous that he and Jake didn't do their first morph together, that the two of them never played with a string? 

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