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  • Prosthetic Balls for Your Ego

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's topics include yearning for love, pets, and drug use. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains sexually explicit and drug-related content... it also may be harmful to the male ego.


    Check out our Instagram (@getnailedgossip) our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/GetNailed. New content will be dropping constantly, so don't miss a minute!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
  • Kittens and Puppies and Coughing... Oh My!

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's topics include spontaneous pet adoption, mother-son relationships, and, of course, dating apps. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains sexually explicit content and discussion of generally garbage men. Again.


    Check out our Instagram (@getnailedgossip) our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/GetNailed. New content will be dropping constantly, so don't miss a minute!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  • Live from the Closet

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for a special biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's episode, recorded in a closet in April 2024, features Get Nailed's first ever guest, Sarah, and her two very cute puppers. This week's topics include peeing in the rain, four proposals, and movie recommendations. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains sexually explicit content and brief discussion of abusive relationship dynamics.


    Want more Get Nailed? Join us on Instagram (@getnailedgossip) or email us at [email protected]. You should also check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/GetNailed.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  • Live from the Closet

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for a special biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's episode, recorded in a closet in April 2024, features Get Nailed's first ever guest, Sarah, and her two very cute puppers. This week's topics include embarrassing moments, realistic lifestyle expectations, and letting the women do the work. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains sexually explicit and generally depressing economic content.


    Want more Get Nailed? Join us on Instagram (@getnailedgossip) or email us at [email protected]. You should also check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/GetNailed.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    45 min
  • Option B

    Hannah and Nolynn ARE BACK for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's topics include not-so-hot girl summer, car sales, and night out hacks with Hannah. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains discussions of generally garbage behavior by men - shocker.


    Check out our Instagram (@getnailedgossip) our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/GetNailed. New content will be dropping constantly, so don't miss a minute!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  • The Patreon Breakdown

    Hannah and Nolynn give you a detailed look at the Get Nailed Patreon launching on October 25th!




    Patreon Tiers include Get Tipsy ($5 per Month) and Get Crunk ($10 per Month). All Get Nailed Patreon Tiers can be accessed at patreon.com/GetNailed.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    4 min
  • We're Launching a Patreon!!

    Hannah and Nolynn give you a quick sneak peak at the Get Nailed Patreon launching on October 25th!


    Patreon Tiers include Get Tipsy ($5 per Month) and Get Crunk ($10 per Month). All Get Nailed Patreon Tiers can be accessed at patreon.com/GetNailed.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 min
  • That's A Wrap: Season 1

    Join Hannah and Nolynn as they reflect on their first season worth of content created at the neighborhood salon, and hear all the exciting things to come in season two!


    While we are between seasons, please connect with us on Instagram (@getnailedgossip) or email us at [email protected]. Keep an eye on the feed, because you never know when Hannah and Nolynn will pop by with BONUS CONTENT and/or a PATREON.


    Content Warning: This bonus episode includes sexually explicit content.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  • A Rowdy, Horny Episode about Mental Health

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their Season Finale nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week topics include a public apology, male birth control, and the animal kingdom. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: This episode includes potentially triggering mental health topics. If you relate to these topics or are struggling with anything related to your mental health, please seek out a mental health professional.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  • A Cute Catch-Up (Trauma Dump 101)

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week topics include spring weddings, safaris, and some dude who hit up Hannah. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains discussions of generally garbage behavior by men and women as well as alcoholism.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 9 min

About Get Nailed

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Join Nolynn and Hannah for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. Whether you’re here for a full set of acrylics or just the French tips, you will get your monies worth. From hot…