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  • The Day the Tamagotchi Died

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week topics include recently released music, dating updates, hate speech, smut, and (shockingly) sports. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains discussions of generally garbage behavior by women, as well as anti-transgender sentiment and legislation.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
  • Freestyle


    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment with a Live "Studio" Audience. This week's topics include dating apps, romance novels, ASMR, raccoons, and the possible launch of a Patreon for the podcast.


    So clip those cuticles, snatch your panty-liners, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: This episode contains sexually explicit content as well as allusions to garbage men.


    Disclaimer: Opinions regarding various apps in this episode are reflective of the hosts' personal experiences and not to be taken as overarching factual statements.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min
  • Making Enemies

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's topics include having it all, long-distance relationships, not-so-long distance relationships, and the French.



    So clip those cuticles, snatch your panty-liners, and prepare to Get Nailed!




    Content Warning: This episode contains allusions to sexually explicit content as well as details of garbage men and women.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min
  • Saint Patricia, Prince Albertina, and Bologna Barb

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's topics include STDs, body piercings, YouTubers, cyber bullying, and Hannah's pooping habits.


    So clip those cuticles, snatch your panty-liners, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: This episode contains sexually explicit content, and starts with garbage men.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  • Take a Deep Breath, I Dare You

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week's topics include high school reunions, church, reality television, cheese and so much more!


    So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains sexually explicit content, but shockingly no garbage men.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 min
  • Who Put That Yeast There

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week topics include unraveling the mystery of a yeast infection, the British and other royal families worldwide, and Dakota Johnson.


    So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains sexually explicit content and discussion of generally garbage men.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min
  • Rage Room

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week topics include the exhausting perils of dating, the horrors of being a woman in the workplace, and that time a model did an underwear shoot in Hannah's apartment.


    So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains sexual explicit content and discussion of generally garbage men.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  • For Science

    Join Hannah and Nolynn for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. This week topics include clubbing, unsolicited photos, Saltburn and so much more. From hot takes to hot topics to hot tea, there's something for everyone. So clip those cuticles, snatch your panties, and prepare to Get Nailed!


    Content Warning: this episode contains discussions of disorder eating behaviors and generally garbage men.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min

About Get Nailed

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Join Nolynn and Hannah for their biweekly nail appointment at the neighborhood salon. Whether you’re here for a full set of acrylics or just the French tips, you will get your monies worth. From hot…