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Title: The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide

Author: Henry Beard, Christopher Cerf

Narrator: Christopher Cerf

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 27 mins

Language: English

Release date: 12-16-99

Publisher: Phoenix Books

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 5 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

"Yes" means no. "Maybe" means no. "No" means...what? As anyone engaged in compulsory heterosexuality can tell you, a war on words has been declared. Whether you're seeking a premarital slave as a prelude to domestic incarceration, or just looking for another unpaid sex worker, there is a minefield of language quirks to be negotiated. Let this dictionary be your guide to what you can do, where you can do it, with whom you can do it, and what to call it.

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Title: An Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals so Her Husband Can Eat When She's Dead and Gone

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Unabridged

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-25-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The woman says shes made and frozen four pans of lasagna and a big batch of beef stew.

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Title: Life's Little Destruction Book

Subtitle: Boorish, Insensitive, and Socially Obnoxious Pointers for Leading a Simple, Self-Centered Life

Author: Charles Sherwood Dane

Narrator: Bruce Vilanch

Format: Unabridged

Length: 42 mins

Language: English

Release date: 12-16-99

Publisher: Phoenix Books

Ratings: 1.5 of 5 out of 3 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Subtitled "512 boorish, insensitive, and socially obnoxious pointers for leading a simple, self-centered life," this little book is a hilarious parody of the best seller with a similar name. Here are just a few of the gems contained within. Number 24: Give little kids clothes for their birthdays. Number 101: Argue with everybody. Number 326: Leave the alarm on when he doesn't have to get up. This guide is bound to bring at least 512 laughs.

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Title: A Local Couple Is Unable to Conceive of a Child

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 12-18-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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