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Title: C Is for Cookie

Author: Marc Richard

Narrator: David S. Dear

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 50 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-24-17

Publisher: Marc Richard

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

What makes those cookies so gosh-darned yummy?

"You need to get a job," Father said to his children. "You're in your mid-20s. Time to get out my house." And so they did.

Hansel and Gretel are two long-haul truckers, a brother and sister team, whose work order is simple: Deliver a truckload of cookies across country to an old witch in the forest. They accept the job, despite the rumors that those who deliver cookies sometimes don't make it back. When they stop to pick up their load, they notice something isn't right. Pastries shouldn't be bleeding and screaming and trying to escape their boxes.

Years ago, a rather ugly child lived in an orphanage. She was picked on mercilessly until one by one the orphans went missing. Now an old witch with a cookie addiction, she sits alone in her mansion made of sweets, waiting for her delivery of baked goods with the one special ingredient in them.

Will Hansel and Gretel make their delivery on time? Will they make it out alive? Will Hansel finally admit that Gretel is the better driver?

Indulge your appetite and feast your eyes on this new twist on an age-old tale.

Note: This series does not need to be listened to in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

Members Reviews:

Creepy Fairytale!

Wowzer! This was the creepiest fairytale I have ever read. You will be wondering what that trucker is hauling in his or her truck ...baking ingredients maybe?

Five Stars

Another great book from Marc! Nice twist on Hansel and Gretel.

Five Stars

Marc Richard has hit the sweet spot with the darkly comic, sinister cartoon-like, deliciously gorey C Is For Cookie.

Three Stars

Not impressed with the stories I read. I didn't read the entire book to be fair though.

Available as A is for Adam, B is for Bear, C is for Cookie, AND 3 pack set

Not Kindle Unlimited, actually got this as a freebie 3 pack from one of my sites and have been wanting to read these. {A is for Adam B is for Bear and C is for Cookie Hansel and Gretel, sort of but not really, truck drivers delivering sweets}

C -- âYeah, well be careful. You know what happened to Gene Wilder.â âHe turned into Johnny Depp and ruined a perfectly good movie?â she asked. âExactly. Frigginâ Tim Burton..... I remember the story of Hansel and Gretel; didn't like it. This is not 'the' Hansel and Gretel, and it's amusing.

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Title: Local Parents Can Tell Their Son Had a Huge House Fire Over the Weekend

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-23-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The boy says he tried to cover up the evidence by throwing blankets on the worst of the scorch marks.

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Title: A Local Driving Instructor Has His Own Gas Pedal in Case the Student Is a Total Pussy

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Unabridged

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-19-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] The instructor says only 1 out of 10 of his students are a dickwuss thats afraid of gunning it.

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Title: A Local Child Pleads His Case for Why the Family Rabbit Should Be Named Aunt Susan

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Unabridged

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-17-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The child made fervent and often-well reasoned appeals.

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Title: A Local Company Hosts a Fun Night for Employees to Get Drunk and Complain

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-13-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] Employees say they could have nights like that every week if their CFO wasnt such a tightwad.

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Title: Intrepid Middle-Class Parents Embark on a Daring Search for the Mythical Perfect School District

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-11-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The parents say the schools in this district have a legendary 8 to-1 student-to-teacher ration.

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Title: A Friend Who Just Bought a Motorcycle Is Already Dead

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-09-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Officials say the man was dead within five minutes of handing his check to the salesman.

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Title: A Chinese TV Show Is Canceled After Drawing Only 180 Million Viewers

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 10-06-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Critics say Hijinks Of The Masses could have developed a following if given another season.

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Title: An Area Man Is Scolded by His Brother-in-Law for Not Taking Full Advantage of the Open Bar

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Unabridged

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-05-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] The non-blood relative says he plans on carrying at least two beers with him at all times.

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Title: Audit [Russian Edition]

Author: Mark Kropivnitsky

Narrator: Mikhail Yanshin, Nikolay Gritsenko, Faina Ranevskaya, Olga Viklandt, Anatoly Kubatsky, Tatyana Karpova

Format: Abridged

Length: 53 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-05-17

Publisher: IDDK

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

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Please note: This audiobook is in Russian.