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Title: The Future According to Me
Author: Rob Kutner
Narrator: Emo Philips, Rob Kutner, Jane Wiedlin, Kurt Andersen, Cecil Baldwin, Kipleigh Brown, Eddie Pepitone
Format: Unabridged
Length: 58 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-09-15
Publisher: Audible Studios
Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 6 votes
Genres: Fiction, Humor
Publisher's Summary:
Hipster aliens! Existentially aware smart toilets! Instant genital swapping! The future will be all of these things and so much more in Conan/Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's collection of "quick hits" on what could be but probably shouldn't.
Includes never-before-seen primary source documents like:
If you listen to this book, you are guaranteed to start traveling into the future.
Members Reviews:
Brilliant!
This was my first kindle single and also my first real read from this author. Found out about this through following him on twitter. I must confess, as soon as I downloaded this I sat and read it in its entirety before I could put down my phone (where I have my kindle app). Witty and just the type of humor I enjoy. I know I'll be re-reading this one and recommending to friends family and co-workers. Here's hoping he writes another soon! Well worth the 99 cents. What are you waiting for, go read it now! It will make you smile, and maybe stop to consider which one of these creatively imagined futures you think may come true. (One of my favourites - because I was most scared of it - was the future concerning hipster aliens!)
"The Future According To Me" According To Me
Rob Kutner prepared you how to survive the end of the world withApocalypse How: Turn the End-Times into the Best of Times!Now, assuming you followed his instructions, and well, since you're reading this review, congratulations on surviving! (So far, that is...) You probably want to know what happens next, so that's why you'll need THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO ME.
-Figuring out how to react once the sun has finally reached the end of its lifespan
-Where we found 16 1/4 of the 18 1/2 minutes of the missing Nixon tapes
-Celebrating the fact that education is now free in the form of a Flintstones vitamin
... IT'S ALL IN THIS EBOOK! SO, BUST OUT THAT DOLLAR BILL IN YOUR POCKET BECAUSE THE FUTURE AWAITS YOU! (I apologize if there *wasn't* a dollar bill in your pocket... there was a 50/50 chance, am I right?!)
99 cents will get you 35 HILARIOUS mini-stories, but I wish there were more. After all, in THE FUTURE, you are immortal, so there's plenty of time to read! Wait, you didn't know about your future immortality?! Well, one thing I can predict is that THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO ME will be in your possession very soon. DON'T MAKE ME A LIAR OR THE HIPSTER ALIENS WILL COME AFTER YOU! Or maybe they won't. Whatever.
But really, be wary of those hipsters because you don't know what they'll want next, SO GET THIS EBOOK! As the saying goes: if you read this, they won't come.*
*Also in the future: Cheesy altered sayings that should convince you to get this great ebook written by a very funny man.**
**Okay, maybe that's too specific, but emphasis on specificity will also be in the future.***
***Oh, and also in the future, there will be annoyingly long "P.S" disclaimer messages at the end of Amazon reviews.****
****I'm sorry I'll stop now.
meh...
I don't think I made it more than 20 pages....couldn't get through it.
Funny & Thoughtful
Not only is this very amusing, but there are some genuinely thought-provoking moments as well. It's perfect commuting reading, as you can dip in and out, but just as easy to read before bed as well - I did both.